Photo Finish: Knocked Up Hayek vs. Refugee Richie

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It's a photo finish of gigantic and anemic proportions. These two women may not be bringing sexy back, but they're taking their trademark looks (at least lately) to new levels.

On the left, we've got Salma Hayek, showing off that ginormous booty while out to lunch Sunday. No wonder they're making a movie about her called Knocked Up*.

Many fans might be tuned off by this pic, but we're sure that François-Henri Pinault, who put a baby up in that, is digging her maternal curves.

The mom-to-be sported a black t-shirt with the words "Stylish. Sexy. Pregnant." written across her huge breasts. We have no further comment at this time.

To the right, we have Simple Life star and apparent Darfur refugee Nicole Richie. Holy frickin' mother of ... Wow. And we thought Keira Knightley was thin.

Nicole, seen here embarking on a coffee run, is in need of a hell of a lot more than a caffeinated beverage. Her skeletal frame makes Britney Spears' frumpy new Flintstones clothing style seem like the sexiest thing ever.

Which look is hotter? You decide! Let us know.

* - Yes, we know it's a comedy starring Katherine Heigl.

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Which look is hotter? Did you really ask that? Salma for sure! I can't believe how big she was! She still looks very sexy!

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c'mon, isn't it totally obvious that salma is better looking than nicole??? she's PREGNANT for heaven's sake. when you're carrying a child, you get bigger, nothing wrong with that. she looks healthy and cute. i'm sure her baby will be super cute too. nicole on the other hand should definitely get help, otherwise her anorexia is going to kill her in the end. sad.

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holy mother.

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Damn that thing is scary