Stavros Niarchos Gossip

Paris Hilton is used to getting what she wants.

Attention for a sex tape? Check! Sympathy from time spent incarcerated? Check! Stavros Niarchos at her beck and call? Not so fast...

The New York Post reports that the heiress spent all week in Miami, trying to get the attention of her former lover. Trailing Niarchos from location to location didn't work out so well, however.

Hilton first ran into him at Mansion Wednesday night, where he was paid to host the official Art Basel kickoff party. When the Greek shipping heir showed up with the Brandon Davis' ex-girlfriend, Caroline Vreeland, however, Paris was far from pleased.

A source said: "Paris beelined for Stavros, but he was chatting up Caroline. He was completely ignoring Paris, and she was furious. She shot them evil looks and finally stormed up to them and started screaming at Caroline."

The following night, a similar scene was replayed: "Paris saw that Stavros was with a girl, and she went crazy. She literally stood on Stavros' table and began screaming at him. Then she started dancing and trying to get his attention."

The insider went on to say that "Paris went to great lengths trying to get Stavros' date kicked out [of clubs], begging club security to get rid of the girl... Paris was so furious, she ended up walking up to the girl and just punched her."

Hey, Jessica Sierra would at least be proud.

The staff of The Hollywood Gossip has missed Stavros Niarchos.

Reportedly, so has the vagina of Lindsay Lohan.

And, according to Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton is far from happy about this development.

Paris showed up to a party in Hollywood earlier this week and tried to hook up with occasional boy toy Niarchos, but Stavros "wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party" to hang out with Lindsay, a source said.

Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around "asking where Stavros had gone."

Really, Stavros Niarchos? You wanna expose yourself to Lindsay Lohan nude again? We hope you wear multiple layers of protection.

If Sean Avery has gone back to Lake Bell, one can't blame Mary-Kate Olsen from taking out her anger at the hockey star by pucking around with an ex of her own.

Perez Hilton is reporting that Mary-Kate Olsen was getting very "friendly" with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at Hyde on Monday night. Oh, snap, Sean!

Are you surprised? Stavros Niarchos, who, in addition to Mary-Kate, used to give out free rides on the bone rollercoaster to the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, isn't known universally as the Greek God of Poontang for no reason, people.

Sean Avery may be good at hockey, but Stavros Niarchos is the true player.

It remains to be seen if Sean Avery and Mary-Kate Olsen have officially ended their fling. But at least Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are still hittin' it.

Two people who have seen Paris Hilton nude paid the jailbird a visit over the weekend.

And both Nicky Hilton and Stavros Niarchos came away with hope for their sister/friend, as well as bitterness directed at them by others at the correctional facility.

"She's being strong," Nicky told reporters after the 30-minute visit.

Her boyfriend David Katzenberg drove the pair to the downtown Los Angeles jail unit that treats inmates for physical and mental ailments. They entered through a slew of photographers, filled out visitation forms, and were whisked upstairs.

In response, other visitors grumbled like Tom Cruise when he doesn't know the exact whereabouts of Katie Holmes; these people were pissed that Nicky and Niarchos jumped the line.

"We don't care about no Paris Hilton," said one upset mother. "We're here for our families."

Said another relative: "Why did they get to go up first, that's what I want to know?"

Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore denied the pair got special treatment. Of course, that's pretty much as believable as any guy saying he doesn't wish to see Amanda Beard nude.

Hilton and Stavros were the first family or friends admitted as visitors since Hilton was sent to the locked-down ward Friday after a brief reassignment to home confinement because of an unidentified medical condition. Hilton was visited Saturday by her immoral psychiatrist.

She'll be behind bars for at least another three weeks, a sentencing that's grown to be almost as controversial as anything since Asia Nitollano sort of joined The Pussycat Dolls.

Hmm. Josh Henderson had to see this coming.

A handsome actor he may be, but that doesn't put him in the same league as the legendary Greek God of Poontang, does it?

That's right, he's baaaaack.

Paris Hilton is making the most of her final days of freedom by rekindling the flame with on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again beau, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos.

Apparently unfazed by recent tongue-lashings dished out by Shanna Moakler and Candy Spelling (!), the future jailbird arrived at L.A. hotspot Teddy's around midnight on Saturday with a group of friends.

Paris spent the evening chatting and laughing with her girlfriends and appeared to be in a great mood, all things considered.

Unless Spencer Pratt can pull off a miracle, she's due to start her jail sentence no later than June 5).

When Stavros Niarchos arrived with a big posse of Euro friends at 12:45 a.m., he made a bee-line for Paris' table, where the heiress greeted him with a big hug and kiss.

So much for his MySpace statement that he's single.

The two spent most of the night together, laughing and cuddling and Paris leaned over and kissed him multiple times. She massaged his neck and ran her fingers through his hair.

He plays it cool, but regardless of whether he's been hookin' up with Hilary Duff, he does seem to have feelings for Paris, proving money can't make one smart.

Stav had his arm around her and was whispering in her ear, not really paying any attention to other girls, despite the fact that there were a number of ladies ogling him.

The couple took off together around 2:00 a.m. Oooh.

Hopefully, Paris Hilton gave him something to remember her by while she's on the inside. Wait for her, Stavros. Don't go tang it with Mary-Kate Olsen and/or Lindsay Lohan. Again.

This is sad news.

We could tell that Hilary Duff was skanking herself up a bit, but we didn't realize the lengths this former nice girl was willing to go to.

Reportedly, the Duff one was spotted at Les Deux the other night ... with none other than man whore Stavros Niarchos. Witnesses say the two were "getting cozy" and "traded numbers - and a kiss - before they left."

We wonder how Paris Hilton will feel about this.

Then again, Paris is far from the only rich, talentless celebrity Stavros has bedded. His disgusting impressive resume also includes Lindsay Lohan and Mary-Kate Olsen.

In other words: make a run for it, Hilary. There are far less dirty guys you can sleep with if you really wanna prove how grown up you've become. At this alarming rate, you'll be going the Lauren Conrad route and making a sex tape any day now.

Brandon Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him.

The obnoxious, toxic grandson of the late oil tycoon Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29 at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access.

According to a New York Post spy, "he started demanding that staffers get Stavros Niarchos.

The Greek shipping heir, who is newly single, evidently told Davis about the party and was already inside.

But when staffers found Stavros Niarchos, he pleaded with them to tell Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, that he wasn't there, saying, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him."

Nice. Niarchos, who used to date Davis' best friend, Paris Hilton, then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize.

"You know I would never bring him here," said the Greek God of Poontang, who once tapped the voluptuous booty of Lindsay Lohan as well as Mary-Kate Olsen.

We would hope not. Davis is guaranteed to make a scene wherever he goes. This is a guy who ridiculed Paula Abdul's Middle Eastern heritage when he himself is Middle Eastern. And greasy. Very greasy.

Perhaps it was seeing his ex with Desperate Housewives hunk Josh Henderson that pushed him over the top.

Maybe it was the recent admission by Randy Spelling.

Or just that Paris Hilton is freak nasty.

Either way, you can now go back to your lives, because there's no longer any doubt that Stavros Niarchos is back on the market.

How did we hear this? From the Greek God of Poontang himself. Niarchos, who once tanged Mary-Kate Olsen and was also romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan, confirmed his single status two days ago on MySpace:

Date: Mar 27, 2007 3:55 PM
Subject: Enough questions
Body:

No I am not with Paris Hilton

Im tired of all the emails "Did you and Paris break up?!" Its been over for a while now, it has just recently gone public. Things are cool & we remain friends.

Im a free man ladies.

Somehow, we're guessing it won't stay that way for too long. He's shown a knack for getting in the pants of rich Hollywood starlets for years now. Hilary Duff, we beg of you. Keep this man at arm's length.

For those of you swingin' singles who'd like to learn more about Stavros Niarchos, check out his MySpace page here. His interests include film, kite surfing, quading, friends, food, family, money, pot, vodka and parties.

Gossip hounds love nothing more than when one of their favorite celebrities is dating someone new. Especially if that someone is relative unknown, an individual shrouded in mystery who we can't wait to learn about.

That said, The Hollywood Gossip has put together a list of some of its favorite obscure celebrity boyfriends who have come and gone in the past six months - along with some who are still hanging around. Because some of our subjects are, well, obscure, some of our details are sketchy at best. But we'll break it down for you as best we can.

1. Harry Morton

Celebrity Girlfriend: Lindsay Lohan
When They Got Together: Early July 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Late September, 2006. Because Lohan is a train wreck.
Relationship Highlights: Harry Morton, heir to the Hard Rock fortune and president of the Pink Taco restaurant chain [insert crude Lohan joke here], was smitten with the actress last summer. But since he doesn't drink, and she does little else, it wasn't meant to be.

At least his family was reportedly going to buy the Arizona Cardinals' stadium and name it Firecrotch Field (okay, we made up the last part). After fading from the spotlight, there were rumors that Morton slept over at Paris Hilton's home on November 14, though we never heard more about it.

2. Braxton Olita

Celebrity Girlfriend: Ashlee Simpson
When They Got Together: 2005
When & Why They Broke Up: September 4, 2006
Relationship Highlights: Braxton, the guitarist in Ashlee's band (yes, she actually has a band) captured her heart for what seemed like an eternity in Hollywood. She even declared that she was saving herself for the Hawaiian. But alas, they broke up with little fanfare. It's just as well. Braxton was probably sick of listening to her not sing live. That's right, she doesn't sing.

3. Samuel Plouchart

Celebrity Girlfriend: Nicole Richie
When They Got Together: October 6, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: There was never really any news about it, but no one ever heard from Samuel Plouchart again after October 11.
Relationship Highlights: Wondering if Plouchart, the fashion editor at the French magazine Citizen K, brags to pals that he got the sloppy thirds of Brody Jenner and DJ AM.

4. Max Snow

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen
When They Got Together: Sometime between September 20, 2006 and October 18, 2006. On the latter date, the more famous one of the Olsen Twins was seen with Snow. But in mid-September, she was reportedly with Killers drummer Ronnie Vannucci.
When & Why They Broke Up: For some reason (probably money), the 21-year-old Snow appears to like dating Mary-Kate and is still together with her.
Relationship Highlights: The absurd outfits Mary-Kate and sister Ashley Olsen wear. And the way the tabloids try to describe Max Snow. Is he a rocker? No. Does he dress like one? Yes. Does he have friends that are rockers? Yes. Does anyone know what Max Snow does with his life besides hang out with Mary-Kate? No. Thus, he's a perfect addition to this list.

5. Nick Zano

Celebrity Girlfriend: Kristin Cavallari (present)
When They Got Together: Mid-November, 2006. On November 8, we ran a pic of Cavallari and Jason Wahler together. Not sure if they got it on, but she was reportedly single at that point. She and Nick Zano were first spotted in public together November 21.
When & Why They Broke Up: They rung in the new year together and are still dating and sucking face wherever they go. At first, this relationship seemed like a cheap ploy to make her ex, Brody Jenner jealous, but now it's looking like these two lovebirds are quite content with each other.
Relationship Highlights: For Nick Zano, that he gets to make out with Kristin Cavallari in public. For us, that we get to post Kristin Cavallari pictures online. Which may sound pathetic, but it's better than nothing.

6. J.R. Rotem

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: December 11, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: December 12, 2006. He's a dirtbag.
Relationship Highlights: Andy Warhol, who once wrote that everyone has 15 minutes of fame, would be proud of this "music producer" for trying to exploit his after a one-night stand with Britney. Then he'd roll over in his grave as Rotem got negged at Hyde the next night.

7. David Katzenberg

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicky Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: Early November, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Still going strong as of late December. Nicky Hilton keeps a lower profile than sister Paris, so it's harder to keep track of her.
Relationship Highlights: Other than the revelation that David Katzenberg also used to date Mary-Kate Olsen on the day he and Hilton were first seen together, not many. Seems like a nice young man.

8. Rupert Friend

Celebrity Girlfriend: Keira Knightley
When They Got Together: Fall 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: For the moment, at least, Keira appears to have a good friend. In Rupert Friend. Sorry, we just can't get enough of that one.
Relationship Highlights: There were rumors that the two were engaged about a month ago, but it turns out they were just bickering. Since then, Keira wasting away to nothing before our eyes, Rupert looking like a cross between Orlando Bloom, a psycho old dude and the infamous Nick Nolte mug shot.

9. Stavros Niarchos

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: We're not even going to attempt to answer that
When & Why They Broke Up: Presumably because he cheated on one of the above celebrities with another of the above celebrities
Relationship Highlights: By now, the Greek God of Poontang isn't really obscure anymore. To quote Office Space, the guy gets around... like a record. But at some point, he was just some rich Greek shipping tycoon's kid. He hasn't done a thing to be famous except be wealthy and get his freak on with this triumvirate of pain. We salute Stavros Niarchos for that, sure - we just refuse to acknowledge that he's an actual celebrity. Then again, we feel the same way about Paris Hilton, whom he may or may not be getting engaged to soon.

10. Isaac Cohen

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: Early January, 2007
When & Why They Broke Up: Still together, as of this posting, but knowing Spears' track record (see #6 above), it could be off by the time you read this.
Relationship Highlights: A steamy boat ride and one public appearance are all we have to go on at this stage. Initially, people criticized Cohen for looking a bit too Kevin Federline-esque, but it looks as if he cleans up well. Moreover, a couple of our readers claim to know Isaac Cohen a little and say he is a decent guy who is not out for publicity. Here's hoping he can "spank the skank" out of our girl.

According to this picture, brought to you courtesy of People Magazine, the revelry continues for Paris Hilton and her on-again, off-again boyfriend.

The heiress and Stavros Niarchos, a.k.a. the Greek God of Poontang, rang in the new year with a public display of affection at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia. Despite his lame, Kevin Federline-esque 'do-rag, Paris seems to be all over him. See below:

Will these two, who got back together in October and have reportedly gotten more serious about each other than ever since their hot getaway to Miami last month, be getting hitched anytime soon?

We'll have to wait and see, but don't count on it. Rumor has it that Stavros' family isn't keen on him marrying her. Most likely because despite enormous wealth, the girl is the antithesis of class, and has no redeeming qualities. Not to mention the fact that everyone on earth has seen some Paris Hilton pussy up close by now.

Still, we wish them the best.