Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are having ... another baby!
And this time, their baby's gonna be ...
... a boy!
This will add a third son to their brood, making the playing field uneven at five, as the couple already has two girls and two boys.
During the surprise reveal, Spelling said, "Well, it's a tie-breaker, boys win!"
"We're just going to have to have one more then," she laughed, and so did we.
But our laugh was more of a terrified laugh, because Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are not only still having sex, but they're still procreating.
And they're already thinking about baby number six before baby number five is even born.
Recently, Tori sent out her holiday card, which glossed over the grittier parts of her relationship with McDermott -- like True Tori and the cheating scandal.
"We’re so incredibly grateful for another amazing year, and I couldn’t feel more lucky to have such a wonderful husband and such incredible, smart, hilarious little ones (with another on the way!!)," a pregnant Tori Spelling wrote.
"We’re excited to celebrate all the holiday traditions we love so much!"
Leading up to the glee was a nasty rumor, however, that Tori planned her pregnancy to get out of debt.
Bringing a child into the world for the sake of loving kids is one thing, but doing it to evade the feds?
Quite another thing.
It was reported that Dean and Tori planned the pregnancy "as a way to get back on their feet financially."
Tori, who thought she was doing everybody a favor, was reportedly "gloating that she's saved their family."
It really is a Christmas miracle, y'all!
And since Tori just moved into a brand-new, $9500 a month rental in Woodland Hills, it makes sense that she'd just be waiting to cash those checks as quickly as possible to pay for the nearly-5k square foot home.
Better get all the exclusives you can out of this pregnancy, Tori -- 10k a month is a pretty stiff monthly payment for a roof over your head.
But hey, there's a serious bonus to all of this: there's a lovely, absolutely adorable little boy on his way!
See the video for the big gender reveal.