It seems like it was only weeks ago that we watched the The Real Housewives of New York City Season 10 reunion.
Now, Bravo has released the trailer for Season 10.
The trailer itself, as you can see, is a work of art. We cannot wait for the actual season to begin.
The Real Housewives of New York City is returning for Season 11 on March 6.
We are nearly at February, the shortest month of the year. March is not far off at all.
Season 11 will pick up with elements of Season 10.
One of those is Dorinda’s "Jovani" heckle. You can bet that Luann didn’t forget.
Another blast from the past is Tinsley’s quest for a husband.
But the trailer stars with Bethenny pulling up and calling Sonja Morgan a "hooker," so you know it’s off to a good start.
Catcalling is fun if it’s from your friends.
There is a lot of partying and very little context in early parts of the trailer.
We of course recognize the stunning Halloween costumes.
There’s also a butt.
Bravo usually reserves its peaches for The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but made an exception.
We also see a number of the Housewives making out with each other, which isn’t hugely unusual party behavior.
Speaking of parties, they head down to the Sunshine State — to Miami, specifically.
If the timing of one of the clips were slightly different, people would be accusing Bethenny Frankel of being a witch.
At one point while everyone is living it up in Miami, Bethenny admonishes Sonja.
"Go to f–king sleep, now," Bethenny insists.
(You know how some people get super bossy when they’re drunk? Well, Bethenny takes that to whole new levels)
Sonja just … collapses and falls out of her chair.
We don’t think that this was what Bethenny meant.
Speaking of Bethenny (when are we, in our hearts, not speaking of her?) but on a much sadder note …
In the trailer, a tearful Bethenny can be seen coping with the sudden death of Dennis Shields.
"There was a lot in my mind about him dying," she admits.
"I could not get off the ride," Bethenny says of their on-again, off-again relationship.
"I feel guilty," she confesses. "That the only way I could get off the ride is that he’s dead."
It is normal to have mixed feelings about the death of a loved one. It is part of coping.
Luann de Lesseps is, of course, doing much better than she was a year ago.
"Nine months ago I was in jail," Luann cheers. "And now I’m a cabaret star, it’s insane!"
She laughs with glee and is clearly pouring herself into her stage work.
This does seem to bring her into conflict with Bethenny for a moment that we just had to turn into a .gif.
"I can’t even believe you act this way," an exhasperated Bethenny lashes out.
"‘Cabaret, cabaret, cabaret!’ Life is not a cabaret!" Bethenny insists, which would make a hell of an audition for the villain in a musical.
Finally, Bethenny tells Luann: "You’re insufferable!"
We hope that the two of them managed to patch things up after this outburst.
Bethenny, Dorinda, Sonja, Ramona, and Tinsley are joined this season by Barbara Kavovit and Jill Zarin.
While there are a number of friendships among the Housewives, this will clearly not pressure them to hold back.
It looks like just about every possible conflict comes to light, and we cannot wait to see it all play out.