Last week, Shia LaBeouf suffered a massive head injury, but don't worry - this video was shot well before that, so you can make fun of his freestyle "rapping" skills guilt-free.
The above video shows a shirtless, rattailed Shia hanging out in the woods and spittin' bars to a bunch of white kids who do an admirable job of pretending to be impressed.
Unless he's rehearsing for his role in a Kid Rock biopic, we have no real explanation for why this is happening.
Between this and the Shia LaBeouf green screen rant that made the rounds a few weeks ago, the man has gone viral twice in one month.
We guess that's impressive, but we think the Beef should note that the Internet doesn't seem to be laughing with him.