Who knew that the world of weather forecasting would supply a celebrity gossip website with so much material?
There was the British meteorologist who worked a number of Star Wars references into her report last year.
And who could forget the storm that arose after a co-worker asked this reporter to cover up while she relayed the news?
And now we have the case of the penis-shaped waterspout and the understandable reaction of those trying to cover it in a serious manner.
For the record, a waterspout is an intense columnar vortex that usually appears as a funnel-shaped cloud.
It occurs over a body of water and is connected to a towering cumuliform cloud or a cumulonimbus cloud.
But enough scientific mumbo jumbo, right?
In the clip below, a waterspout is featured on the big screen behind a weatherman in England. And there's no denying it: the weather pattern looks JUST like a penis.
And because British television is a bit different from American television, the reporters don't try to play it cool.
Oh, no. The meteorologist stops and makes sure that his colleagues recognize the similarity between the waterspout and a man's most precious body part.
Here. See for yourself: