Pete Davidson: I'm Always Ready to Bone Ariana Grande!

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Back in June, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson got engaged after just a few weeks of dating, but this appears to be one of those matches where they both just knew.

They seem to have similar senses of humor, they're the same age, and they're also both incredibly thirsty for each other. With good reason.

As you'll see in the video that we've included, Pete is sharing some TMI about the effect that Ariana has on him.

Ariana Grande on Pete Davidson

On Thursday, Pete spoke at Auburn University’s Welcome Week, where he answered questions. As you can imagine, Ariana came up.

"What’s it liked being engaged to Ariana?" Pete read aloud before answering the question.

"It’s like what you would think it would be like," Pete says. "But like a 100 times sicker."

They are so cute! He's said in the past that he feels that he doesn't deserve to be engaged to Ariana. Awwww!

"I’m a very, very happy boy," Pete says. "Who is very, very loved."

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson at the VMAs

"And," Pete acknowledges. "I’m very lucky."

He is! But so is Ariana. They're lucky to have found each other and for their timing to have lined up just right.

This was when Pete, being a comedian -- who is admittedly an impulsive guy -- decided to share a little TMI about the effect that his relationship with his fiancee has on him.

"And," Pete adds. "My dick‘s forever hard."

Well ... that is kind of understandable.

Ariana Grande Thirst Trap Dance Move

Pete obviously does not mean that he suffers from literal priapisms. Those can be dangerous.

But we should of course point out that from what Ariana Grande has said about Pete's impressive dong, he takes after Priapus, the namesake of priapisms.

It's hard to tell whether her "ten inches" quip was serious or not, which is part of the point, but that was the shot heard 'round the world that sparked conversations about "Big Dick Energy."

Ariana took to her Instagram stories to post her review of Pete's chat with Auburn students.

Writing over a mirror selfie in which she sat in his lap, Ariana shared her thoughts.

"Bae was funny as f--k and brilliant today," Ariana writes. "As always."

Ariana Grande Mirror Selfie with Pete Davidson

In a recent appearance on Good Morning America, Ariana also sang Pete's praises (she also has a song, "Pete Davidson," that literally sings his praises).

"He just ticks every box," Ariana told Michael Strahan on GMA.

Go ahead, make your jokes about Pete Davidson's massive dong ticking her box. Get it out of your system.

"And," Ariana cotninued. "It gets better every day."

"I’m very grateful for him," Ariana gushed. "Life is beautiful."

Ariana Grande Rides Pete Davidson

There's some debate over whether Ariana and Pete's engagement will last, largely because it was so sudden and seemed like a rebound.

But with the revelation that Ariana has been thirsting after Pete for years, things start to make sense. Suddenly, they were both single, and everything lined up.

Honestly, and we hate to be spoilsports, but even if you take commentary about Pete's massive, ever-hard dong at face value, we think that there's so much more than their sex life fueling their relationship.

Sometimes, you just click with someone.

We wish them the absolute best.

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