Netflix gave Orange is the New Black Season 3 an early release on Thursday night, dropping all 13 new episodes of the beloved drama/comedy a few hours before originally announced.
With millions set to cancel all plans and park themselves on the couch this weekend, we figured it may help to offer a refresher.
What went down on Orange is the New Black Season 2? Who cheated on whom? Who abandoned whom? Who ran over whom?
Before forging ahead in confusion, check out this rewind to familiarize yourself with recent events on the amazingly awesome series.
Then we'll meet you on that couch!