Before we get started, you might want to have a seat somewhere comfortable, take a few moments to collect yourself, and perhaps fetch some smelling salts or phone a friend, because this right here is going to leave you weak.
Last night, the finale of Mama June: From Not to Hot aired. And you know what that means?
It means that now know what June looks like as a size four, without her "turkey neck" and "bat wings" and with all the rest of her extra skin removed.
And she looks nothing short of incredible.
No, this is not an April Fools Day prank.
In this clip from the We TV show, Mama June explains that she’s worked her ass off – literally, y’all, you’ll see – and "now it’s like everything’s coming full circle."
"I’m becoming the person on the outside that I felt like it was on the inside," the former Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch proclaims.
Well, those are the words coming out of the 37-year-old’s mouth, but we’re pretty sure you’re not going to be listening.
Call it a hunch.
Hell may have frozen over, and pigs may be flying past our window as we speak, but at the same time, some things never change.
She’s still Mama June here, don’t get us wrong.
There’s that thick Georgia accent, that same trademark June attitude, and she’s still responsible for unleashing Honey Boo Boo on the world.
And, you know, there was that whole "dating a child molester" thing before she got together with longtime (now-ex) partner Sugar Bear.
But while we’ll never be Mama June’s biggest fans, there’s no denying that she put in a ton of work to get where she is today.
There’s also no denying that she looks phenomenal.
Check out Mama June’s brand new look below: