Can someone please break out the violins?
Kim Kardashian is in need of all your sympathy and attention.
In a clip from this Sunday's all-new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the reality star is hanging out in Mexico with sister Kourtney and some friends.“Oh my God, someone got us walking on the beach,” Kim’s assistant, Stephanie Sheppard, tells her while they’re laid out in their bikinis.
She's rocking a purple bikini and seemingly doesn't have a care in the world.
... Kim’s assistant, Stephanie Sheppard, breaks some awful news to her boss.
“Oh my God, someone got us walking on the beach,” Sheppard says, referring to a photo she's looking at online that was recently snapped by a paparazzo.
"Oh my God," Kim echoes in shock and fear.'
Don't panic, Larsa Pippen basically says, asking of the viral photos: "Are they good?"
"No!" Kardashian shoots back, clearly panicked.
The mother of two (with another on the way!) then really loses it, perturbed over the angle of the photographs and how they are unedited in every way.
“F-ck! Like, I don’t get it!” she says. “Like, I literally don’t look like this!”
Not literally, of course. These are Kim Kardashian photos, after all.
“I’m already having this anxiety attack over security, and I’m already just on high alert and now paparazzi’s found us," Kim later says, reference how she's on edge after being the victim of an armed robbery last October and adding:
"I’m doing all the steps to try to be as private and discreet as possible and then you take pictures.”
That's a fair complaint.
But shouldn't the armed robbery have given her some perspective? Made her realize there are bigger issues out there than a few unflattering pictures?
“If they’re not perfect, people just body shame and criticize you. For people just to think that’s OK is so frustrating," she adds.
Watch how Kardashian then storms into the house and what she says she has to do in response to the incident now: