Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian teased us all with a pregnancy scare, which she shared with the world via Snapchat.
She was on a plane, she’d missed her period, and she HAD to take a home pregnancy test right then and there.
And Snapchat the entire experience.
"I’m legit in the airplane bathroom taking a pregnancy test because I’m having a little bit of a scare," she told followers.
She proceeded to pee on the stick (that part we didn’t see, thankfully) and subsequently announced the results.
It would’ve been so awkward if it had been positive.
Actually, it was awkward anyway.
Fans inquired why on earth she would make such a private moment so public, so she took to Snapchat once again to explain.
While in lying in bed with Kanye West, Kim announced that it was 4 a.m. and she couldn’t sleep due to jet lag (the couple were in London).
“I have to get up at 8:30 in the morning," she said. "But since I can’t sleep, let’s discuss.”
“Some people were asking me why I would Snapchat the pregnancy test on the airplane, and I just thought it was, like, funny because I’ve been so private before and what do I really care if I was pregnant again?”
Did you hear that? Kim Kardashian called herself "private."
The one person on the planet we know way too much about without even actively seeking out the information.
Fine. We’ll just… ignore that. She continues:
“I didn’t get my period this month so I was just really confused and I couldn’t stand to be, like, on a whole plane flight for 10 hours not knowing," she explains.
"So that’s why I decided to put it on Snapchat, and I’m not pregnant!”
Then Kanye let out a huge snore, which Kim also recorded.
The man must be sleeping like a baby after he got all that stuff off his chest during his perfectly unhinged rant on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Honestly, these two are the perfect couple.