In real time, Kourtney Kardashian turned 40 on Thursday. In Keeping Up With The Kardashians time, she's on a family vacation in Bali.
Nobody knows how to push your buttons like your family, and Kourtney knows just what to say to set off Khloe.
In this new clip, Kourt makes one little accusation ... and Khloe flips her s--t.
"Life is so crazy and hectic," Kim says in the Keeping Up With The Kardashians sneak peek.
We have to say, "life" is an odd nickname for her husband, but sure.
"I am so looking forward to having tea ceremonies on a daily"
"and just, like, eat, pray, love"
Khloe notes that her list is shorter and simpler: "Just eat for me."
"I think that we need to do some soul-searching," Kourtney observes.
Khloe clearly disagrees.
"Speak for yourself!" she tells her eldest sister.
"No," Kourt replies. "You do, too."
But Khloe believes that this is not an enlightened statement.
"That's actually not a very 'soul' thing to say," Khloe asserts.
Khloe adds: "That's not very 'zen' of you."
(Khloe is referring to Zen Buddhism, which is a school of Mahayana Buddhism that has been romanticized and appropriated by Western New Agers)
Kourtney then replies, in her typical deadpan voice: "I'm kidding."
Khloe very constructively insists: "No you're not," resulting in an equally constructive "yeah I am" from Kourt.
"Well I need to just take a mental Xanax," Kim says.
You can just say relax. You don't need to talk about taking an imaginary benzodiazepine. But okay, sure.
"That I get," Scott Disick chimes in.
As you may recall, Kourtney recently un-banned Scott from family vacations, and he joined them in Bali.
"I'm not going to get one," Kim says, referring to literal anxiety medication. "I have all my kids today."
Scott then offers: "I'll gladly hang with the kids."
Anything to get away from the conflict at the table, right?
Kim then marvels at Scott behaving like "father of the year."
"Not even that," Khloe adds. "You're just so positive."
"I am," Scott agrees. "A little bit annoyingly positive."
"It's not annoying at all," Khloe counters.
In unison, she and Kim say: "It's great."
"Khloe," Kourtney explains. "I was just thinking you complain a lot."
"I complain about True’s stuff?" Khloe replies incredulously.
"I asked if she’s in there with her luggage," she recalls. "And they said, ‘Yeah, everything is set up.’"
Clearly, it was not.
"How is that complaining," Khloe demans. "If someone’s not telling me accurate information?"
"Are you on crack that you’re chill?" Khloe says of Kourtney. "The bitch complains for hours."
Khloe then blows up.
"You’re telling me that I’m f--king critical," she exclaims. "Because I asked not to be lied to about my daughter?"
"If you get lied to about the f--king weather, you throw a f--king fit," she accuses. "God forbid it was about your child. …"
"Get out of my f--king business," Khloe demands. "I help you with your kids, I do this and that."
"I don’t have to do s--t," she asserts. "I don’t even have to f--king be here."
"You’re telling me I’m critical?" Khloe rages as she departs. "Look in the f--king mirror."