Just in time for the holidays, Teen Mom OG firebrand Farrah Abraham just put on a "festive" bikini show that would make Santa Claus blush.
Seriously, you might want to make sure no one’s looking at your phone, tablet or computer over your shoulder if you elect to scroll on …
Unlike her innocent photo with Sophia and Santa, there was nothing G-rated about her posing in a tiny red and white bikini top Saturday.
Designed to look like Santa hats that struggled to contain her absolutely enormous fake boobs, that two-piece was putting in too much work.
Seriously, the skimpiest of bikinis was festively, appropriately paired with red, white and green shorts adorned with gingerbread men.
A delicious holiday treat if ever there were one.
The controversial star’s newly long blonde hair was loose and styled in loose curls as she posted by the pool on warm December day.
Farrah summed up the experience thusly:
She’s ready, Santa. #hohoho, indeed.
See what she did there? So clever.
As one fan pointed out, she spelled gingerbread wrong, but it’s clear that if taking pics like this is wrong, Farrah doesn’t wanna be right.
With her legs crossed and her ample chest pushed forward, striking one pinup pose after another, it’s clear that she was in her element.
Check out some shots from the XXX-mas photo shoot below, and watch Teen Mom OG online to see her in her other familiar environment:
Berating her parents and producers.