Farrah Abraham is seeking a date to the upcoming ESPY Awards, so we're here to pass along the following message to any single athletes:
If you're looking for a non-porn star (despite the fact that she filmed a hardcore porn, and dresses like a porn star) ... this is your lucky day!
Taking a break from sharing with us her latest Farrah Abraham waist training updates, she decided to waste our time with a different appeal:
Find me a date to the ESPYs, she begged fans on Twitter!
Fortunately, the social network obliged, offering several good sugesstions to escort Farrah to the event so she can fame whore proper like:
- Chad Ochocinco
- Caitlyn Jenner
- Ryan Lochte
We could go on, but that would just be feeding into her never-ending thirst for attention. Which we love giving her typically, guilty as charged.
Still, we prefer to do it on our own terms, such as when we direct you to these cringe-worthy photos. Seriously, prepare to physically wince.