We’ve all been there. It’s late; perhaps you’ve enjoyed a few adult beverages, and some greasy, salty concoction that would probably nauseate you at any other time is suddenly your Holy Grail.
Fortunately, unlike 19-year-old Luke Gatti, most of us aren’t willing to literally fight for our colon-clogging booze-sponge treat of choice.
The problem, it seems, is that Luke walked into his school’s cafeteria area with an open container and was denied service. As you can see in the footage above, he didn’t take it well.
The man really wanted some "f–king bacon jalapeño mac and cheese" – so much so that he was willing to go to jail for it.
Due to his unthinkably douchey behavior, Gatti was arrested and charged with breach of peace and criminal trespass.
His first court date is October 15, and he may be facing expulsion from school.
Sadly, Luke never got his mac and cheese. On the bright side, the video of his heroic showdown is up there with drunk late night snack wife and pretty much any footage of Jessica Simpson as one of our favorite booze-soaked viral clips of all time.
And for that, we thank you.