It's only been a month since Jenelle Evans filed for divorce from David Eason.
But David has found someone new, and they're already Instagram official!
Yes, as David revealed in this video, he's the proud papa to an adopted goat.
“This is Ma a a a a aary, shes (sic) a sweetheart,” David captioned this video.
The comments on David's post were less than ecstatic:
“God help that poor animal,” wrote one follower.
“I’m sure he’ll end up shooting his sweetheart like their dog," another remarked.
We couldn't have said it better ourselves.