Coco Austin sure is lovable, right?
And not just for her insanely hot body!
Though, as it turns out, today we're going to be focusing primarily on her insanely hot body instead of her many other virtues.
To be fair, we really don't have a choice.
Remember those bras that all sorts of reality show celebs and famous "personalities" were advertising earlier this year?
Farrah Abraham, Jenelle Evans, Amber Rose and more all tried to get us to buy a strapless bra that you just sort of slapped on and then tied up with a tiny little corset thing in the front.
Now it looks like someone has taken advantage of the trend by using the same idea for a bikini -- and Coco is advertising that in this extremely racy new video.
Seriously, she may be violating some sort of law by wearing a bikini this tiny.
It's just that Coco is so very, very busty, and this bikini simply does not fit. Not even a little bit.
She explains at one point in the video, for other ladies who want a better idea of the sizing, that she's wearing a medium, and she really should not be.
Hilariously, she also claims that she could "seriously take an aerobics class and they wouldn't move," but they bounce hard while she's just walking around her pool.
Oh, Coco, never change ...
Check out her monstrous cleavage in action in the video below: