Happy Birthday to the Olsen Twins!

Yesterday's celebrity birthday was followed by an engagement, as supermodel Adriana Lima was proposed to by fair-to-poor NBA player Marko Jaric!

We don't suspect today's birthday girls - The Olsen Twins! - to get engaged to any sports stars in the next 24 hours, although they have dated some.

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No-Win Photo Finish: Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen

No-Win Photo Finish: Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen

Here's a celebrity fashion showdown where picking the winner may be a bigger challenge than getting one of the celebrities involved to eat dinner.

A fresh-faced Ashley Olsen sported a sleek Calvin Klein jumpsuit to some fashion designer's show back in 2006, while her twin, Mary-Kate Olsen, wore satin shorts this week to an after party for the new Kate Bosworth movie, 21.

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 19

The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 19

Welcome back, celeb gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition and fan-favorite.

Who won this version of the contest, featuring the fashion-impaired, increasingly troll-like Olsen Twins? It was a tough call, but we chose Stephanie!

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PETA Calls Out Trashy, Fur-Wearing Olsen Twins

PETA Calls Out Trashy, Fur-Wearing Olsen Twins

With Mike Vick and his cohorts safely behind bars, PETA is going after the evil Olsen Twins, dedicating an entire website and MySpace to that effort.

Fittingly, they have dubbed the anorexic former child stars "The Trollsens" and individually named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen.

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Bob Saget Abhors Sight of Sickly Olsen Twins

Bob Saget Abhors Sight of Sickly Olsen Twins

Bob Saget can't believe it. At the DVD Release Party for "Farce of the Penguins," he was confronted by his longtime TV daughter. Both of them.

Having blocked out his years on the G-rated series Full House, the surprisingly foul-mouthed comic was stunned to learn that the adorable Michelle Tanner was actually played by two girls - identical twins Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen - and that neither has enjoyed a good meal since they were on the program. Nor do they own mirrors...

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The Olsen Twins Biography

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
The Olsen Twins can also be called Thin and Thinner. Dumb and Dumber? Either will work. More »
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The Olsen Twins