Like millions of Americans, you may have logged into social media yesterday and found yourself perplexed by the day's trending topics.
Mushrooms? Mario Kart? Toad?! Why were so many of your fellow citizens taking a sudden interest in fungal delicacies and iconic characters from Nintendo racing games?
As President of the United States, Donald Trump has a historically low job approval rating, having never once topped 50 percent.
According to adult film actress and frequent Trump foil Stormy Daniels, his performance in the sack also leaves a lot to be desired.
As you've likely heard by now, Tuesday was not exactly a banner day for the Trump administration.
The afternoon saw news that former campaign chair Paul Manafort had been convicted on eight counts of fraud, the most serious of which carry maximum sentences of 30 years in prison.
Earlier this month, Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club for allegedly violating state laws governing the interactions between adult entertainers and their audiences.
The charges were eventually dropped, but the story remained an item of interest for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that police records listed Daniels as single.
Before she became a household name as a result of her alleged affair with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels made her living as an adult film star and producer.
So it should come as no surprise that she's cashing in on her newfound fame by performing at our nation's finest gentlemen's clubs as part of her flawlessly-titled Make America Horny Again tour.
There have been people who want Stormy Daniels to go away, either because they support Trump or because they view her as a "distraction."
That latter group of people are now eating their words. Because the Stormy sex story has now been linked with Trump's biggest scandal:
If the headline above does not perfectly sum up the world in which we live at the moment, we don't know what else would.
2018, huh, people?
By now, you're almost certainly familiar with the ongoing Stormy Daniels sex scandal.
And depending on where you land on the political spectrum, you've likely reached one of two conclusions about it:
