Stormy Daniels

No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, you probably don't need us to tell you that Donald Trump is not the sort of president we're accustomed to seeing in this country.

While previous leaders of the free world seemed primarily focused on leading the free world (booooring!) Trump has set his sights on continually raising the bar in terms of batsh-t insanity and further debasing America on the global stage.

Like millions of Americans, you may have logged into social media yesterday and found yourself perplexed by the day's trending topics.

Mushrooms? Mario Kart? Toad?! Why were so many of your fellow citizens taking a sudden interest in fungal delicacies and iconic characters from Nintendo racing games?

As President of the United States, Donald Trump has a historically low job approval rating, having never once topped 50 percent.

According to adult film actress and frequent Trump foil Stormy Daniels, his performance in the sack also leaves a lot to be desired.

As you've likely heard by now, Tuesday was not exactly a banner day for the Trump administration.

The afternoon saw news that former campaign chair Paul Manafort had been convicted on eight counts of fraud, the most serious of which carry maximum sentences of 30 years in prison.

Earlier this month, Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club for allegedly violating state laws governing the interactions between adult entertainers and their audiences.

The charges were eventually dropped, but the story remained an item of interest for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that police records listed Daniels as single.

Before she became a household name as a result of her alleged affair with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels made her living as an adult film star and producer.

So it should come as no surprise that she's cashing in on her newfound fame by performing at our nation's finest gentlemen's clubs as part of her flawlessly-titled Make America Horny Again tour.

There have been people who want Stormy Daniels to go away, either because they support Trump or because they view her as a "distraction."

That latter group of people are now eating their words. Because the Stormy sex story has now been linked with Trump's biggest scandal:

If the headline above does not perfectly sum up the world in which we live at the moment, we don't know what else would.

2018, huh, people?

By now, you're almost certainly familiar with the ongoing Stormy Daniels sex scandal.

And depending on where you land on the political spectrum, you've likely reached one of two conclusions about it:

On Saturday, a fire at Trump Tower killed an elderly resident and injured six firefighters.

Many believe Trump should be held accountable due to unsafe conditions and a proposed sprinkler law that the president lobbied against that could have saved 67-year-old Todd Brassner.

Back in January, porn star Stormy Daniels made headlines after news came out alleging that Trump had an affair with her and paid her to keep quiet.

Then, the following month, Kylie Jenner welcomed her baby girl into the world ... and named her Stormi Webster.

Wendy Williams is back from her health-related hiatus...

... and she's better than ever before.

Stormy Daniels has made it very clear over the past several days:

The porn star says she will NOT be silenced about her affair with Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is having a no good, very bad ... couple of years. And things seem to be poised to get worse.

Stormy Daniels is suing Trump, as her legal team believes that the NDA that prevents her from speaking directly about their alleged affair is void for multiple reasons.

On Thursday, following reports that they were drifting apart, Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump filed for divorce. But theirs isn't the only Trump marriage that may teeter on the precipice.

Donald Trump allegedly had an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels while married to Melania. In addition to the personal embarrassment, the steps he allegedly took to cover it up may have violated campaign finance law.

Porn star Stormy Daniels is suing Trump and attempting to quash the NDA that prevents her from directly discussing their 2006 affair.

Her legal team has put forward a couple of different arguments, but now Stormy herself is making an offer:

There are a couple of pieces of big news regarding Stormy Daniels, the porn star who allegedly had an affair with Donald Trump in 2006.

For one thing, Stormy's management has announced that Trump's lawyer has now broken the NDA, freeing Stormy to tell all without fear of repercussion.