Donald Trump: My Big, Beautiful Dong Bears No Resemblance to Fungus of Any Kind!

Donald Trump: My Big, Beautiful Dong Does NOT Look Like a Mushroom!

Like millions of Americans, you may have logged into social media yesterday and found yourself perplexed by the day's trending topics.

Mushrooms? Mario Kart? Toad?! Why were so many of your fellow citizens taking a sudden interest in fungal delicacies and iconic characters from Nintendo racing games?

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Stormy Daniels Dunks on Michael Cohen Following Plea Deal

Stormy Daniels Dunks on Michael Cohen Following Plea Deal

As you've likely heard by now, Tuesday was not exactly a banner day for the Trump administration.

The afternoon saw news that former campaign chair Paul Manafort had been convicted on eight counts of fraud, the most serious of which carry maximum sentences of 30 years in prison.

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Stormy Daniels Arrested For Motorboating Cop at Ohio Strip Club

Stormy Daniels Arrested For Motorboating Cop at Ohio Strip Club

Before she became a household name as a result of her alleged affair with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels made her living as an adult film star and producer.

So it should come as no surprise that she's cashing in on her newfound fame by performing at our nation's finest gentlemen's clubs as part of her flawlessly-titled Make America Horny Again tour.

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