Steve-O

Back in August, Steve-O was arrested after perpetrating a bizarre hoax designed to call attention to the mistreatment of animals at SeaWorld theme parks.

The 41-year-old Jackass star climbed a 100-foot crane in Hollywood while carrying a giant orca balloon with the message "#SeaWorldSucks" written on its side.

Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are totally dating. Don't ask us how the heck that happened, but they are dating and not shy about flaunting it in public. At all.

Some people might say that going from George Clooney to one of the dudes from Jackass constitutes a step down for the Italian model and DWTS contestant.

Thanks, as always, to People magazine for this great collection from the week in celebrity quotes. Here are some highlights ...

"He's really big." - Kimora Lee Simmons, on boyfriend Djimon Hounsou's Hong Kong billboard

We thought Gummi Bear getting popped for cocaine possession would be the best D-list celebrity arrest of the day, but Steve-O took issue.

The venerable Jackass actor was arrested on drug charges, an LAPD spokesperson said, and is currently kickin' it old school in the slammer.

You don't need to be Monica Leigh to take your clothes off.

While that Playboy Playmate does it for cash and fame, other celebrities bare it all in the name of animal protection. We've documented how Holly Madison and Alicia Silverstone have donned birthday suits in ads sponsored by PETA.