Look, we all love Lana Del Rey.
Even when we can't directly relate to her songs that seem to be about another universe, and even when her songs seem like they're the world's worst product placement for a soda brand, we love her haunting melodies.
At this point, it's hard to be surprised by anything that Azealia Banks says, does, or tweets.
Azealia feuds with just about everyone who crosses her path, especially those who dare to criticize President Donald Trump.
Lana Del Rey recently released a new album, and while most young popular songstresses promote their work by making the talk show rounds and assaulting their social media followers with endless teasers, Lana usually just bares her soul in a handful of print interviews that make us worry about her mental health.
When he's not busy screaming about poop or writing essays about how great it is to work at McDonald's, James Franco occasionally does some pretty strange things.
Take his obsession with Lana Del Rey, for example.
Over the summer, new rumors about Lana Del Rey and James Franco dating seemed to pop up every few days.
Franco fanned the flames, posting photos of Lana all over his Instagram page, and at one point even "joking" about marrying her.
Eminem has made a career out of trash-talking celebs and courting controversy, but he's toned down his act considerably in recent years.
Em's sober now; his three daughters are old enough to listen to his music and understand the lyrics, and there are certain punchlines that would make it onto an album in 1999 that just don't fly in 2014.
Normally, in a situation like this one, we'd say European Lana Del Rey fans will have to wait a while longer to catch the songstress in action, but the way things are going, it looks as though LDR may not be performing across the pond any time soon.
Lana canceled a performance in Paris back in August, and was scheduled to headline a make-up concert over the weekend. But yet again, she canceled citing health reasons, this time only giving fans two-hours' notice.
It hasn't been a great week for love in Hollywood.
Ariana Grande split from Jai Brooks because he wasn't supportive of her. Ramona Singer ended her marriage because her husband Mario was unfaithful.
James Franco's crush on Lana Del Rey is so intense it threatens to consume his deeply poetic soul, but sadly his feelings aren't reciprocated.
But he won't give up! These days, when he's not filling notebooks with tortured free verse about his love for Lana, James employs a method utilized by friend-zoned dudes for generations.
