As you may have heard, Moby has a new memoir out.
And for some reason, it seems the EDM artist/mostly forgotten '90s relic has decided to reveal to all the world that he totally lives up to the phallic last name of his eponymous whale.
She may have torpedoed her own music career and gotten kicked off Twitter for engaging in some pretty bizarre behavior, but Azealia Banks is still finding ways to make her voice heard.
And the results have been just as infuriating and entertaining as ever!
Look, we all love Lana Del Rey.
Even when we can't directly relate to her songs that seem to be about another universe, and even when her songs seem like they're the world's worst product placement for a soda brand, we love her haunting melodies.
At this point, it's hard to be surprised by anything that Azealia Banks says, does, or tweets.
Azealia feuds with just about everyone who crosses her path, especially those who dare to criticize President Donald Trump.
Lana Del Rey recently released a new album, and while most young popular songstresses promote their work by making the talk show rounds and assaulting their social media followers with endless teasers, Lana usually just bares her soul in a handful of print interviews that make us worry about her mental health.
When he's not busy screaming about poop or writing essays about how great it is to work at McDonald's, James Franco occasionally does some pretty strange things.
Take his obsession with Lana Del Rey, for example.
Over the summer, new rumors about Lana Del Rey and James Franco dating seemed to pop up every few days.
Franco fanned the flames, posting photos of Lana all over his Instagram page, and at one point even "joking" about marrying her.
Eminem has made a career out of trash-talking celebs and courting controversy, but he's toned down his act considerably in recent years.
Em's sober now; his three daughters are old enough to listen to his music and understand the lyrics, and there are certain punchlines that would make it onto an album in 1999 that just don't fly in 2014.
Normally, in a situation like this one, we'd say European Lana Del Rey fans will have to wait a while longer to catch the songstress in action, but the way things are going, it looks as though LDR may not be performing across the pond any time soon.
Lana canceled a performance in Paris back in August, and was scheduled to headline a make-up concert over the weekend. But yet again, she canceled citing health reasons, this time only giving fans two-hours' notice.
It hasn't been a great week for love in Hollywood.
Ariana Grande split from Jai Brooks because he wasn't supportive of her. Ramona Singer ended her marriage because her husband Mario was unfaithful.
James Franco's crush on Lana Del Rey is so intense it threatens to consume his deeply poetic soul, but sadly his feelings aren't reciprocated.
But he won't give up! These days, when he's not filling notebooks with tortured free verse about his love for Lana, James employs a method utilized by friend-zoned dudes for generations.
Lana Del Rey is no stranger to controversy. We recently learned that Lana slept with "a lot of guys" in order to become famous, and the enigmatic songstress has made no effort to clarify her statement in the week since.
Prior to that Lana wished she was dead in one interview, and encouraged fans not to listen to her music in another. And don't even get us started on her weird dalliances with James Franco.
For a woman who's sold over 8 million records worldwide, Lana Del Rey has managed to remain something of an enigma.
A recent Rolling Stone piece about Lana filled in some of the puzzle pieces (Perhaps that's why she nearly bailed mid-interview.), but there are still plenty of questions remaining.
So there's an Instagram user named Liam who dresses up like young, female celebrities. The 17-year-old goes all out with this pastime, and he nails it.
Posing exactly like Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kylie and Kendall Jenner and many others while drawing upon them for fashion inspiration, Liam's photos are ...
These days, Lana Del Rey is all over James Franco, but according to a recent interview with Complex magazine, when she was a struggling, unknown singer in her early 20s, Lana was all over, well...everybody.
To anyone who doubts that James Franco and Lana Del Rey are hooking up, we'd like to present you with exhibits A through E:
Lana Del Rey appears on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and inside the magazine, the outspoken singer opens up about everything from her mental state to her legendarily awful performance on Saturday Night Live.
Given all the excesses available in Hollywood, and all the stressed-out creative types who work there, it's not surprising that we could come up with a list of celebrity smokers.
Some of the individuals who made said list may surprise you, though.
Here's one we probably should've seen coming. Two of the most self-important weirdos in entertainment might be hooking up and all we can do is hope that it doesn't result in some sort of mega-hipster baby that pops out of the womb talking about bands you've never heard of.
Lana Del Rey has been on a tear since ending her engagement to Barrie-James O'Neill and it looks as though - like so many starlets before her - she may have fallen into the Franco trap.
For those of you struggling to keep up with Lana Del Rey's love life, allow us to be of some assistance:
Lana and Barrie-James O'Neill got engaged in January of 2014. Then, last month, Lana and Barrie-James broke up, possibly because she realized he has a hyphenated first name, and that's awful.
Earlier this week Lana Del Rey hinted that she'd ended her engagement to Barrie-James O'Neill.
And by hinted, we mean she definitively stated that she and O'Neill are "not together."
