Katie Rees

Things aren't looking so pretty for former Miss Nevada USA, Katie Rees.

In 2006, she was forced to hand over her crown to the runner-up after a nude photo scandal. Amazingly, things only got worse from there.

Katherine Rees, a.k.a. Katie Rees, a former Miss Nevada who was stripped of her title in 2007, is charged with possessing and selling meth.

Remember Katie Rees?

The former Miss Nevada 2007 was stripped of her crown when a series of racy photos of her were leaked soon after the coronation. Now, following the announcement that Carrie Prejean won't receive the same punishment after her set of topless pics were released, Rees is speaking out. She told E! News the development is a "huge double standard.""Semi-nude photos are semi-nude photos," Rees said, comparing the topless lingerie pics of Prejean with her own images (linked to above).

Katie Rees, the dethroned Nevada beauty queen, won't have to worry about dropping the soap in any prison showers in the future: she's pleaded no contest to a list of traffic violations in exchange for no jail time.

The police busted Rees after she allegedly assaulted an officer in Las Vegas on February 6. She admitted to speeding, operating a motor vehicle without proof of insurance and driving with an expired registration, a suspended license and suspended registration.

Arrest? What arrest for assaulting a police officer?

Katie Rees has put the past behind her (nude photos, stripped Miss Nevada crown, the aforementioned recent arrest) and decided to dance, dance, dance her problems away! Good for her!

Katie Rees found a new way to use her body last night.

The former Miss Nevada was arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly assaulting a police officer, TMZ reports.

File this among The Most Disappointing Happenings in Hollywood, right along with those supposedly naked Amy Polumbo photos.

We should've known that we couldn't have counted on that beauty queen to bare it all, but what's Katie Rees thinking in the accompanying pictures from her 23rd birthday party over the weekend? It was held at a topless pool!

That's right, while suckers such as Brody Jenner are throwing birthday parties that require heavy clothing, Katie Rees has the right idea:

Bare your breasts. Have a good time.

Hayden Panettiere, step off.

Yes, we know. You're an up-and-comer, as we've seen in some recent photos. But you've got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.

Some people and places just go together. Like Heather Mills and the fiery gates of Hell.

Or Katie Rees and Las Vegas.

No ... No .... stop .... please stop .... oh, God, nooo ....

That's the basic message Cirque du Soleil is sending to Katie Rees when it comes (pun ... intended!) to her female orgasm contest. Allow us to explain:

Sorry, fellas, these are not nude Katie Rees photos.

But they're still pics of the former Miss Nevada, doing what she does best: No, not judging female orgasm contests. Just partying it up like the young hottie that she is.

In a manner of speaking, of course.

Katie Rees, the dethroned and humiliated Miss Nevada, believes she got the shaft (har har) in being stripped of her state beauty queen title.

Katie Rees.

Female orgasm.

Katie Rees is multi-tasking.

The former Miss Nevada is hosting a female orgasm contest in Las Vegas.

The following pairing is as natural as Lauren Conrad and Rodeo Drive.

The most famous, ousted, occasionally lesbian Miss Nevada of all-time, Katie Rees, has been hired to host Beacher's Madhouse at The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

These are not nude Katie Rees photos.

We just wanted to warn you, fells. But the ousted Miss Nevada is back in the spotlight nevertheless. She's just wearing more clothing there.

  We don't know what to say.

The Hollywood Gossip staff is speechless.

We have two questions:

By now, everyone is aware that Katie Rees was stripped of her crown as Miss Nevada for stripping off her clothes at Fletcher's Backstreet Grill in Tampa a few years ago.

By now, you must have seen the Katie Rees pictures.

Heard the public outcry. Witnessed the removal of this beauty's crown. Wondered what was wrong with the uptight world.