Brandon Davis has enough oil in his hair to join OPEC, which is ironic because he is the grandson of oil tycoon Marvin Davis. He glistens...
Brandon Davis Pleads Guilty to Cocaine Possession, Avoid Jail Time
Brandon Davis, the Hollywood socialite known as Greasy Bear, has managed to essentially slip through the fingers of law enforcement.
Two months after being arrested with cocaine in his pocket outside a Hollywood nightclub, Davis pleaded guilty yesterday to possession. But, come on, he's a Z-lister with money, do you really think he's headed for prison?
Brandon Davis or Stavros Niarchos: Who Would You Rather ...
When Paris Hilton friends you haven't heard about in several years (if at all) get together at the same party, well, almost no one cares. But we do! It's our job!
On the left, we have Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, coiner of the term "firecrotch" for Lindsay Lohan and general waste of space. His hair is rather oily.
Happy Birthday, Ashlee Simpson!
In just 24 short years on this planet, Ashlee Simpson has had her father purchase a singing career for her, had some bad plastic surgery, become a celebrity gossip mainstay, then gotten knocked up by and hitched to Pete Wentz. Not a bad life!
Here's a little photo tribute to Ashlee on her birthday today. Click to enlarge ...
Bear vs. Bear: Gummi Throws Greasy Under the Bus
When sleazy and/or obese ursine specimens collide, look out, people!
Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, had zero problem ratting out his brother Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, as a coke fiend to a drug dealer who called up looking for money ... except the guy wasn't really a drug dealer.
Greasy Bear Busted For Having Sticky Fingers
If Brandon Davis were an actual star, rather than a worthless, Paris Hilton-like freeloader, he'd be as big as Britney Spears in the Hollywood gossip world.
Like his brother Jason Davis, some of the news and celebrity gossip that comes out about this oily loser continues to amuse and amaze.
Slick Move: Greasy Bear Booted Out of Hotel
We're sad and shocked to report this, but Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, just can't seem to catch a break. Or get a life of some sort.
The oil heir, who wears quite a lot of it on his head apparently, was tossed out of West Hollywood's Sunset Marquis Hotel last night.
Fergie, Brandon Davis Do Lunch, Hopefully Nothing Else
On a day that has already brought us Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker and Lindsay Lohan with J.R. Rotem, we're still shocked by the pairing below.
Stacy Ferguson (a.k.a Fergie) is a woman who once peed her pants in concert and who used to do mounds of crystal meth. Yet seeing her do lunch with Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, grosses us out most of all. Yes, it's true. See below ...
Brandon Davis and Cheyenne Tozzi: Still an Item?
Farewell, Miranda Kerr. We barely got to know you. But we trust that you'll be back and dating another random celebrity in no time. Keep your chin up.
Sources say Brandon Davis has been cut off from his oil tycoon family's fortune, which would seemingly ruin his chances of getting laid forever.