Amanda Beard

A major uproar broke out this week after Interview Magazine published a picture of Kendall Jenner topless.

But let's be honest: this reality star wasn't the first famous female to ditch her shirt for a national magazine spread... or the second... or the third... or the fourth...

Amanda Beard has proven that she's as fast on land as she is in water.

The seven-time Olympic medalist swimmer evaded paparazzi often enough in the last few weeks to get knocked up and married with almost no one finding out.

Unlike everyone else in the world, Sacha Brown won't need to search the Internet to find Amanda Beard nude.

He can just roll over in bed.

Remember those rumors about Michael Phelps seeing Amanda Beard naked earlier this year, when everyone was wondering who he was dating?

No? Was that just us?

Thank you to all the readers who replied to our previous poll, asking whether you'd rather sleep with Michael Phelps or Mark Spitz. If you haven't already, go vote now!

Then, focus on the similarly pressing question below.

Michael Phelps is not seeing Amanda Beard nude.

At least not more than anyone who hasn't bought that swimmer's Playboy issue.

Americans that tune in to the Olympics this month won't see Amanda Beard swimming for her country. The beautiful athlete failed to quality in any events.

But fans can still see Beard playing a prominent role in Beiing, as her new, naked ad for PETA debuts there today.

Sacha Brown is one lucky, random celebrity boyfriend.

While the rest of us drool over mere pictures of Amanda Beard nude in Playboy, Brown gets to go home and see that monument to beauty every night.

There's no Amanda Beard nude in the following advertisement for GoDaddy.

But the beautiful swimmer is the star of the following commercial, so that ought to make it worth your while, right?

Wanna see Amanda Beard nude? Check out a recent issue of Playboy.

Kristine Lefebvre is so last month.

That beautiful former contestant on The Apprentice made quite the naked splash last month when she appeared on the cover of Playboy, but Hugh Hefner may have outdone himself with the following selection.