Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions By Author Tyler Johnson at Mar 25, 2015 • Category One Direction Zayn Malik quit One Direction today. As you might expect, the Internet absolutely lost its mind.1Stay Strong, One Directioners!Our worst fears have come true. There’s nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry’s available.2Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts!This 1D fan can’t believe it’s legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone!3If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves!Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn!4You Killed Me, Zayn!This fan is literally dead. She literally can’t even right now. 5No One Understands…Except For You and ZaynYou don’t understand this fan’s love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.)6Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead!This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!!7Come Back, Zayn!And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn’t have to take it so literally!