Zayn Malik quit One Direction today. As you might expect, the Internet absolutely lost its mind.
1
Stay Strong, One Directioners!
Our worst fears have come true. There’s nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry’s available.
2
Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts!
This 1D fan can’t believe it’s legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone!
3
If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves!
Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn!
4
You Killed Me, Zayn!
This fan is literally dead. She literally can’t even right now.
5
No One Understands…Except For You and Zayn
You don’t understand this fan’s love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.)
6
Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead!
This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!!
7
Come Back, Zayn!
And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn’t have to take it so literally!