Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions
by Tyler Johnson at .Zayn Malik quit One Direction today. As you might expect, the Internet absolutely lost its mind.
1. Stay Strong, One Directioners!
Our worst fears have come true. There's nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry's available.
2. Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts!
This 1D fan can't believe it's legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone!
3. If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves!
Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn!
4. You Killed Me, Zayn!
This fan is literally dead. She literally can't even right now.
5. No One Understands...Except For You and Zayn
You don't understand this fan's love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.)
6. Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead!
This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!!
7. Come Back, Zayn!
And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn't have to take it so literally!
