Some of the best/worst quotes from True Tori Season 2 Episode 5. Read and cringe now.
We’re Laughing at You, Not with You Dean
“I feel like I’m a little bit of a laughing stock.” – Dean, in the biggest understatement in the history of human civilization
The Light Blub Turns On
“Dean feels like the show is a mistake and it’s hurting our relationship, not helping it.” – Tori, in the second biggest understatement…
Lowest Common DEANominator
“Our common denominator is Dean. It just makes sense that we’d want to talk about it.” – Tori on her totally normal plan to meet up with…
Gold Digging FAIL
“If that’s what he was looking for – a free ticket – it didn’t work out.” – Tori in response to Mary Jo’s claim that he was most…
Weak
“I was a weak, emasculated individual.” – Dean on being married to Mary Jo
Isn’t it NOT Ironic?!
“It’s a love note from Dean to me, and I just read a love note from Dean to Mary Jo. How ironic is this?” – Tori, apparently mixing up…
Who is Tori Spelling?!
“Intelligent, immature, a baby, afraid of hurting feelings, afraid of hurting people, ill … physically, amazing wife, amazing mom, full…
Her Little Boy
“My love, little boy, caring and selfish, lost, smart and stupid.” – Tori, in response to the question “Who is Dean?”
He’s Not Worthy
“Not worthy, conflicted, confused, complicated.” – Dean on Dean
Dean is Reborn (WTH)
“Your face morphed Dark skin, dark bean. I don’t know who it was.” – Dean to Guru Singh, after his “release”