Some of the best/worst quotes from True Tori Season 2 Episode 5. Read and cringe now.
1. We're Laughing at You, Not with You Dean
"I feel like I'm a little bit of a laughing stock." - Dean, in the biggest understatement in the history of human civilization
2. The Light Blub Turns On
"Dean feels like the show is a mistake and it’s hurting our relationship, not helping it." - Tori, in the second biggest understatement in the history of human civilization
3. Lowest Common DEANominator
"Our common denominator is Dean. It just makes sense that we’d want to talk about it." - Tori on her totally normal plan to meet up with Mary Jo Eustace
4. Gold Digging FAIL
"If that’s what he was looking for - a free ticket - it didn’t work out." - Tori in response to Mary Jo's claim that he was most attracted to Tori's money
"I was a weak, emasculated individual." - Dean on being married to Mary Jo
6. Isn't it NOT Ironic?!
"It’s a love note from Dean to me, and I just read a love note from Dean to Mary Jo. How ironic is this?" - Tori, apparently mixing up the words "ironic" and "scripted"