True Tori Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

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Some of the best/worst quotes from True Tori Season 2 Episode 5. Read and cringe now.

1. We're Laughing at You, Not with You Dean

Dean and tori

"I feel like I'm a little bit of a laughing stock." - Dean, in the biggest understatement in the history of human civilization

"I feel like I'm a little bit of a laughing stock." - Dean, in the biggest understatement in the history of human civilization

2. The Light Blub Turns On

Tori spelling cries

"Dean feels like the show is a mistake and it’s hurting our relationship, not helping it." - Tori, in the second biggest understatement in the history of human civilization

"Dean feels like the show is a mistake and it’s hurting our relationship, not helping it." - Tori, in the second biggest understatement...

3. Lowest Common DEANominator

Tori spelling testimonial on true tori

"Our common denominator is Dean. It just makes sense that we’d want to talk about it." - Tori on her totally normal plan to meet up with Mary Jo Eustace

"Our common denominator is Dean. It just makes sense that we’d want to talk about it." - Tori on her totally normal plan to meet up with...

4. Gold Digging FAIL

Tori spelling crying on true tori

"If that’s what he was looking for - a free ticket - it didn’t work out." - Tori in response to Mary Jo's claim that he was most attracted to Tori's money

"If that’s what he was looking for - a free ticket - it didn’t work out." - Tori in response to Mary Jo's claim that he was most...

5. Weak

Dean mcdermott flips out

"I was a weak, emasculated individual." - Dean on being married to Mary Jo

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"I was a weak, emasculated individual." - Dean on being married to Mary Jo

6. Isn't it NOT Ironic?!

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"It’s a love note from Dean to me, and I just read a love note from Dean to Mary Jo. How ironic is this?" - Tori, apparently mixing up the words "ironic" and "scripted"

"It’s a love note from Dean to me, and I just read a love note from Dean to Mary Jo. How ironic is this?" - Tori, apparently mixing up...

7. Who is Tori Spelling?!

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"Intelligent, immature, a baby, afraid of hurting feelings, afraid of hurting people, ill ... physically, amazing wife, amazing mom, full of love, amazing touch … the love of my life." - Dean, in response to the question "Who is Tori?" (Vom)

"Intelligent, immature, a baby, afraid of hurting feelings, afraid of hurting people, ill ... physically, amazing wife, amazing mom, full...

8. Her Little Boy

Tori and dean moment

"My love, little boy, caring and selfish, lost, smart and stupid." - Tori, in response to the question "Who is Dean?"

"My love, little boy, caring and selfish, lost, smart and stupid." - Tori, in response to the question "Who is Dean?"

9. He's Not Worthy

Dean

"Not worthy, conflicted, confused, complicated." - Dean on Dean

"Not worthy, conflicted, confused, complicated." - Dean on Dean

10. Dean is Reborn (WTH)

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"Your face morphed Dark skin, dark bean. I don’t know who it was." - Dean to Guru Singh, after his "release"

"Your face morphed Dark skin, dark bean. I don’t know who it was." - Dean to Guru Singh, after his "release"

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