It's early, but The Bachelorette spoilers are already coming in, and we have a few juicy details to report:
We actually know the identity of the four men who will advance to the final quartet on Season 14.
All 28 men who will be competing this year are very handsome!
We learned the first fact from extensive research and the second from ogling the photos below.
Indeed, ABC has released the official portraits of every suitor on Season 14, many of whom Chris Harrison describes as athletic and one who says he works as a "social media participant."
We're as confused as you are by this.
But this is your chance to scroll down and then all around to meet Becca's men, choose a favorite and read a few things Harrison has to say about them:
This Tom Brady lookalike (sort of? A bit?) works as a construction manager and lives in Atlanta.
A sales rep from Colorado, Blake rode in on a horse and surprised Becca on the After the Rose special.
Chris Harrison says Chase is involved in "drama" on a frequent basis. He works in advertising and lives in Florida.
Chris R., 30
A sales trainer, according to his official ABC bio, who also lives in Florida. Beware of Florida men in general, Becca.
A banker from San Diego, Christian is very much into soccer, along with other sports.
Whoa! He's a member of the Harlem Globetrotters! He hails from Los Angeles and is clearly great at basketball.
A Chicago native, he plays football for a living and "might be the most athletic guy we've ever had," Harrison teases.
He formerly played football for a living. He asked out Olympian Aly Raisman and actually dated her a couple times.
A fitness coach, ABC writes. Becca must really be into sports, huh? He also hails from Florida.
He works as a pharmaceutical sales representative and is from Sherman Oaks, California.
A venture capitalist, huh? He must be pretty well off in that case. He's from Denver, Colorado.
A medical sales representative from Reno, he's described as a "sneaky good athlete" by Harrison, who pegs him as an early favorite.
An electrician from California. Do you think he looks a bit like Matt Damon?
Hailing from Minnesota, he's a marketing consultant and has "a past" with Becca, Harrison says. Huh?!?!?
Looks like a smooth character, huh? You're looking at a senior corporate banker from Seattle.
Jean Blanc, 31
He's a colognoisseur from Florida. (Yes, we had to look that profession up, too). He owns over 250 bottles of cologne.
Hailing from Chicago, Joe owns a grocery store and Harrison says he's a very good guy.
As a software engineer, you can imagine where he lives, right? Yup, San Francisco.
Think he looks like a male model in this photo? Makes sense. He does work as a male model!
ABC says he works as a ... social media participant. He's from New York and... wait: a social media participant?!?!?!?
This graphic designer is very "romantic," Harrison says, and has a chance to go all the way with Becca.
This is a realtor from Naples, Florida. Expect Trent to give a gift to Becca on night one that "sets the tone" for their relationship, according to Harrison.
This resident of Manhattan Beach, California says his job is a "banjoist." He better break out that instrument this season!
We love the bowtie on this IT consultant! We also like that he's from San Diego, which may be the best city in America.
An attorney from Orlando, Florida. He has "a zest for life, which Becca enjoys," Harrison explains.
He works as a sports analyst, which, based on some scouring of the Internet, we learned means he writes about fantasy sports for a living.
An account sales executive from California, Harrison dropped the word "drama" three times in describing him.
Welp. We know who has the best hair this season, don't we? Leo is a stuntman who lives and works in California.