It's depressing, but true:
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up in the late spring of 2016.
We really thought these two would make it, having dated for 15 blissful months before the DJ pulled the romantic plug.
Alas, another Taylor Swift relationship has fizzled out before our sad eyes.
But dry those tears, Swifites! We have some ideas on who Taylor should date next, as we refuse to give up hope that the superstar can someday find her One and Only...
He's the right age. He can relate to her job. He's dated his fair share of celebrities. And Swift could do A LOT worse than those abs!
She's already close to Swift. The two already get along very well. Perhaps it's time for Taylor to try a member of her own team, considering how opposing team members have treated her.
Might an older suitor be more appropriate? Someone more mature? Someone who has already done battle with Superman and who, therefore, could handle pretty much anything Swift throws his way?
What? They are both musicians! Common ground, people.
The co-founder of Google got divorced in 2015. If Swift ever wants to settle down and start a family, she'd never need to worry about money ever again with Brin.
We're pretty sure he isn't dating Rose Leslie any longer. He's very easy on the eyes and Swift could pump him... sexually. And also for so many Game of Thrones spoilers!
Together, they could rule the world. We mean this almost literally.
New to fame, following his turn in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Swift could jump on a rising star before he takes off. Sexually, we mean.
Andrew Garfield is awesome! He's over his relationship with Emma Stone and, we hear, open to dating another celebrity. Calvin Harris proved that Swift does have at least some luck with non-U.S citizens.
He's single now, following Amber Heard's decision to divorce him and... oh, right. Nevermind.
Efron is newly single himelf, ridiculously hot and really funny in those Neighbors movies. What are we missing here?!?
He's the safest bet on the board, that's for sure.
Let ABC help Taylor determine her next mate. That is: Taylor Swift should be the next Bachelorette! Why not, right?!? Traditional dating has not worked for Taylor to this point. What's the harm in mixing it up?