Well, here's one we didn't see coming.
There's a rumor going around that Scott Disick is sexing up basically the entire Kardashian clan.
According to this bonkers theory, only Kim and Kylie are immune to Scott's charms.
The rest of the family simply can't resist the allure of the Lord, it seems.
Is Kris Jenner behind this insanity? Is it the work of bored tabloid writers? Is there a chance Scott is actually cheating on Sofia Richie with an entire family?!
Here's what we know so far:
Lord of the Ladies
Scott Disick apparently has a tremendous amount of time on his hands.
Scott on Top
According to a trio of new rumors, Disick is not only still banging Kourtney Kardashian, he's also sleeping with Kendall Jenner and Khloe Kardashian.
A Busy Man
This, despite the fact that Scott has been dating Sofia Richie for over a year.
Breaking It Down
So why is it that people are suddenly convinced that Scott is boning not only his baby mama but two of her sisters?
Well, the short answer is, "they're bored, and it's funny." Here's the long answer:
That's our new nickname for Scott, due to the constant rumors that he's banging Kourt. Yeah, it's not our greatest work.
According to the latest, he's been hooking up with his baby mama on the down-low the entire time he's been dating Sofia.
In On the Joke
Equally crazy is the fact that insiders claim Sofia KNOWS Scott is cheating ... and simply doesn't care.
A Brave Face
“Sofia puts on a brave face in public,” one insider tells Heat magazine (whatever TF that is).
“She seems jealous as hell about Scott and Kourtney recently,” and “heavily suspects that Scott and Kourt have been sleeping together," the source claims.
A Very Disick Response
According to Heat's source, Scott merely “rolled his eyes” when Sofia confronted him.
Goes Without Saying
Scott “really takes [Sofia] for granted," says the insider, really stating the abundantly obvious.
More Than Friends
And that's not the only rumor of Scott's infidelity making its way across the social media landscape. A separate source claims Scott is hooking up with Khloe Kardashian.
Where Does He Find the Time?
The insider claims that Scott and Khloe have been “quietly hooking up for months."
Where Does SHE Find the Time?
This, despite the fact that Khloe is still dating Tristan Thompson, with whom she has a baby.
According to this theory, sleeping with Scott is Khloe's way of taking revenge on Tristan for cheating on her. The same source says she recently hooked up with her ex-boyfriend French Montana.
On top of all of that, we're hearing another round of rumors that Scott is bedding Kendall Jenner on the DL.
This one has been coming and going from the public consciousness for years, and for some reason, a lot of people are currently convinced it's really happening.
Reports of Scott hooking up with Kendall began back in 2016, while he was still with Kourtney.
Who's to Say?
Obviously, all of this sounds ridiculous, but it's important to note that "Scott's banging the entire family" rumors actually have a pretty firm foundation.
It all began when Scott himself boasted about sexing the sisters during one of his infamous benders.
Full Of It
That doesn't mean it really happened ... in fact, it almost certainly didn't.
Now It's Out There
But Scott's the one who initially tossed this piece of raw meat to the gossip wolves.
So in alll likelihood, Scott just made up a ridiculous and pretty gross lie about his baby mama's sisters.
Praise the Lord
Of course, it remains remotely possible that this man actually bedded three members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan. And if that's the case ... we have to offer up our grudging respect.