They've done it, folks!
Despite having a history of cursing each other out and getting into actual physical altercations, Ronnie Magro and Jen Harley have managed to spend a holiday together without a single police report being filed.
And you thought you'd never see the day.
Below, the Jersey Shore veteran shares a number of cute photos from the occasion, while also clapping back at a troll who falsely believed Ronnie ditched his baby mama on Christmas.
(Also... are these two married?!?! Scroll down to see why we're asking this question.)
Together for Christmas
Christmas was a major holiday for Ronnie and Jen. There wasn't a single punch thrown between them!
Hubby and Wife?
Wait, though, did they go out and get married without telling us? Look at those mugs.
With His Mom
Ronnie poses here with his mother on Christmas, prompting fans to wonder why Harley was not with him.
Where is Jen?!?
"Where is the woman of your life?" one user asked upon seeing this picture, referring to Harley of course. In a since-deleted reply, Ronnie wrote back, "Right there," and tagged his daughter, Ariana Sky.
Ariana on Christmas
"My #ChristmasElf #MyElfOnAShelf #LoveHer," wrote Ronnie as a caption to this precious snapshot of his child.
All Seems to Well... at the Moment
On Tuesday, December 25, Harley shared an Instagram Story of Ortiz-Magro reading a story to their daughter as he tickled her belly.
Like, REALLY Well
Then, one day later, she posted a meme to Instagram Stories that read, “Be with someone who feels like home.” We assume she was talking about Ronnie.
But Was This Always the Case?
LOLOLOL, no. Harley was arrested this year for domestic violence after she dragged Ronnie down the street by her car.
She Also Spit on Him During a Jersey Shore Episode
It's true. Remember THIS
Perhaps This Photo Will Refresh Your Memory
The couple wasn't as jolly or as merry during this scene.
Jen Once Called Ronnie a "Coke Head"
Here is the Instagram receipt on that one.
And Ronnie Lashed Out at Jen for Still Having Sex Tapes with an Ex
Ah, yes, memories, right?
Dude Called Her a Hoe
Among other very lewd and cruel insults.
Such as Cum Dumpster
Yup. He called her this, too.
But That Was Then, We Guess
And, right now, at this very moment, the stars appear to be content and stable.
And in Love?
Sure, we guess. Why not?!? But we wonder how long the peace will last for and we continue to feel awful for poor little Ariana, being stuck in the middle of this madness.