Pepperoni or ham? Both? What about bacon? Here’s an assortment of pizza toppings ranked from worst to best! Mmmm!
Anchovies
Tiny, salty fish on your pizza? Barf. Just say no to anchovies.
McDonalds Pizza
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Is it pizza? Is it McDonald’s? Were they just experimenting?Make it stop!
Spinach and Artichokes
This pizza is probably tasty even if it’s confused. Should we be eating it with some blue corn tortilla chips?
Veggies
Loading your pizza with veggies doesn’t make it a health food, FYI.
Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo chicken pizza is tastier than you might think. Wash it down with a frosty beer.
Ham and Pineapple
Get your pizza Hawaiian style with a little ham and pineapple. Share it with a date and you might get lei’d.
Pepperoni
Pepperoni pizza IS delicious, but sometimes the grease that runs down your hands and face from an oversized slice is a little unsightly.
Cheese
Why adulterate a pizza with crazy toppings when you can just enjoy a mountain of cheese? Hot, bubbly, gooey cheese.
Margherita Style
The ultimate in ease and taste, the Margherita pizza features mozzarella, basil, and tomatoes. San marzano tomatoes if you’re lucky.