9 Pizza Toppings Ranked From Worst to Best By Author Tattle Taylor at May 30, 2014 • Category Food Pepperoni or ham? Both? What about bacon? Here’s an assortment of pizza toppings ranked from worst to best! Mmmm!Anchovies1Tiny, salty fish on your pizza? Barf. Just say no to anchovies.McDonalds Pizza2WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Is it pizza? Is it McDonald’s? Were they just experimenting?Make it stop!Spinach and Artichokes3(Getty)This pizza is probably tasty even if it’s confused. Should we be eating it with some blue corn tortilla chips? Veggies4Loading your pizza with veggies doesn’t make it a health food, FYI.Buffalo Chicken5Buffalo chicken pizza is tastier than you might think. Wash it down with a frosty beer.Ham and Pineapple6Get your pizza Hawaiian style with a little ham and pineapple. Share it with a date and you might get lei’d.Pepperoni7Pepperoni pizza IS delicious, but sometimes the grease that runs down your hands and face from an oversized slice is a little unsightly.Cheese8Why adulterate a pizza with crazy toppings when you can just enjoy a mountain of cheese? Hot, bubbly, gooey cheese.Margherita Style9The ultimate in ease and taste, the Margherita pizza features mozzarella, basil, and tomatoes. San marzano tomatoes if you’re lucky.