Remember that time Miley Cyrus was pregnant with a slice of pizza?
Or that time Miley Cyrus smoked a blunt on Instagram? Or that other time Miley Cyrus smoked a blunt on Instagram? Or that OTHER time Miley Cyrus smoked a blunt on Instagram?
What about that time Cyrus showed her nipples over social media/
This, too, has happened often.
Below, we rundown the weirdest Miley Cyrus Instagram photos of all-time and we warn readers: Get comfortable. This may take awhile…
Miley Cyrus is Blunt
Let Miley Cyrus be blunt for a moment: She loves some marijuana! Look at her smoking a joint here.
Miley Cyrus Tease
Think this is a racy photo of Miley Cyrus? The singer has actually shown FAR more on Instagram.
Miley Cyrus: Pregnant with Pizza!
Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. But she IS mocking pregnancy rumors via this awesome photo.
Miley Cyrus with a Blunt
According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram.
Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin
Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo.
Miley as Elvis
Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014.
Miley Cyrus-Patrick Schwarzenegger Kid
Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger’s child will look like this someday. We cannot wait for little Miley Jr. to arrive.
Miley Mocks the Hadids
Miley Cyrus didn’t snap this bathroom selfie for no reason. She did it to mock a similar photo shared by Gigi Hadid and her sister.
Grabbing a Boob
Miley Cyrus likes to have fun with Photoshop. In this photo, she pretends to feel up Nicki Minaj.
Miley Cyrus Drug Photo?
Miley Cyrus is not a drug addict! She is only receiving vitamins in this photo, people!
Miley Cyrus Oral Sex Photo
This may be Miley Cyrus’ raunchiest Instagram photo to date. We’ll let you think of an appropriate caption for it.
Miley Moons Kim
Is Miley Cyrus throwing shade at Kim Kardashian with this Instagram photo. She is mooning the selfie-taker, after all.
Miley Cyrus: Smoking a Blunt?
Miley Cyrus is doing a handstand in this Instagram photo. She’s also pretty clearly smoking a blunt.
Miley Cyrus Goes Pink
Miley Cyrus has dyed her armpit hair pink because… well, we don’t really know why, to be honest.
Miley Cyrus Without a Shirt
Miley Cyrus really hates wearing a shirt. She is clearly going topless in this Instagram photo.
Miley Cyrus Armpit Hair Photo
Wow. Where to even start with this Miley Cyrus Instagram photo? Look at the tattoos! The joint in her mouth! The armpit hair!
Miley Cyrus as a Pig
Surprise! This is a photo of Miley Cyrus showing off her cleavage and wearing a pig mask. Sounds about right for her, doesn’t it?
Miley Cyrus: Naked on the Beach
Miley Cyrus has censored herself in this Instagram photo. She appears to be lying on the beach naked.
Miley Cyrus: No Nipples Here!
Nothing really to see here, folks. Just Miley Cyrus topless at 10:30 a.m, censoring her own nipples on Instagram.
Miley Cyrus Toilet Selfie
Miley Cyrus is wearing blue lipstick in this selfie. She is also sitting on the toilet.
Miley Cyrus with Rainbow Dreadlocks
Miley Cyrus with rainbow dreadlocks? At this point, there’s no look on the artist that would take us by surprise.
Miley Cyrus Loves Cake
Best friends love cake. This is the caption Miley Cyrus included with this photo. It’s true, we guess.