90 Day Fiance star Larissa Lima is moving on.
We don't just mean that she and Colt are both throwing divorce parties, though that is definitely a real thing that is happening.
Larissa signed up for Tinder.
And she already has a boyfriend.
Though she hasn't disclosed his name yet, we can already say that he's young and hot.
How do we know? Because she shared some steamy photos of herself with her new boy-toy.
What comes after Coltee?
It's been a little over a month since Larissa and Colt parted ways, and she signed up for Tinder a while back, making it clear that she's not just looking to bone and go. She wants to cultivate a real relationship.
Her search was a success!
Larissa did more than just join Tinder -- she found a hot, young boyfriend.
Here is how Larissa broke the news
Larissa shared this intimate-looking photo of her standing happily alongside a tall, hairy, fit-looking gentleman. She also included some song lyrics.
She teased fans with his dazzling smile
Of course, his face is still hidden behind an emoji.
Fans will get to see him soon ...
Remember that divorce party that she's holding next month? If not, we'll remind you. But apparently, he's going to be there.
Then the questions poured in
Race questions can be a little awkward -- we're not sure if this person is wondering about her immigration status or is just nosey -- but Larissa replied that this guy is Italian. Italian is white, by the way, even if ye olden times British folks invented some slurs to throw their way.
So, how young is he?
Fans could tell right away that he looked young, but he could have been in his early thirties like Larissa. Nope. He's 26. Larissa's boning a '90s kid. And even though she posted his pics in a literal advertisement for her upcoming divorce party, she says that she learned her lesson with Colt, so she won't be advertising this dude.
So, why is she playing coy?
Larissa is a reality star who is also very active on social media. Fans want to know when she'll reveal more about her boyfriend than his age and hotness.
She says that he's shy
Honestly? Hearing that a 26-year-old isn't into social media isn't a shock, but some might see that as a red flag. But her concern about his hotness may be well-founded. Remember, Colt had tons of women exchanging DMs with him while he was with Larissa. Imagine how many there would have been if he'd looked like this guy.
The affection has been life-affirming
Larissa didn't really realize how much the alleged emotional abuse, distance, and lack of affection with Colt had impacted her until she started getting treated well.
Congratulations are definitely in order
It's clear that this guy is an upgrade. She gushes that he's like a dream.
And he even brings her flowers!
90 Day Fiance viewers remember that Larissa's very first words upon her arrival in Vegas were to repeatedly ask Colt where her flowers were and to act like he was silly or foolish for not having them at the airport.
What color are his eyes?
Blue, like those of the man who ALLEGEDLY attempted to have Woody Allen killed.
Any hints about the guy's name?
That, of course, doesn't tell us much about her boyfriend's name. Not after Coltee. One of the highlights of the Tell All special was Larissa angrily yelling "shut up-ee!" It's just her accent.
Larissa is staying at the top of her game
She recently underwent unspecified procedures as part of a dramatic beauty makeover. She still hasn't unveiled the results.
She's even picking out a new hairstyle
That heart eyes emoji here is to prevent fans from seeing what she's had done to her face. She says that it will be revealed at a time of her choosing.
She's going through a nasty divorce
Colt accuses her of domestic battery. She accuses him of keeping many of her valuable belongings, including her luggage and, weirdly, her Goodwill wedding dress.
She also says he stole money from her
Larissa shared screenshots showing withdrawals of thousands of dollars from their shared account, leaving her with some change. One of those withdrawals went down while she was waiting to be bailed out on January 11.
She also says he sabotaged her phone
After their split, Larissa began making her own plan payments on her iPhone, a gift he had given her back when she was in Brazil. She says that, weeks after their breakup, he reported the phone stolen, preventing her from being able to use it. Yikes!
All things considered, their split is a cause of celebration
Larissa is celebrating her divorce in a couple of weeks in the form of a promotional appearance at a Vegas club.
She's not the only one ...
Coltee is having his "reverse bachelor party" the night before ... at the exact same venue. We wonder how one party will compare to the other
Of course, Larissa has the advantage
She has a new boyfriend, and she says that he'll be going there with her. That's exciting!
Will Colt try to match it?
Colt had any number of women DMing him. Can he find a girlfriend for his party -- or is he hoping to use the party to flirt?
Oh, wait, this is Colt we're talking about
He can find a girlfriend and then use the party to flirt. That's what he did with his marriage.
Will Larissa's relationship make it that long?
It's not quite two weeks until Larissa's divorce party. If she's been with this guy long enough that they did Valentine's Day together, surely they can stick together for another little while. Assuming that he doesn't get cold feet about making an appearance.
Come to think of it ...
When Larissa blasted internet sleuths for acting like stalkers and trying to find out information about her friends, was it because she was already seeing this guy and didn't want the news to get out just yet?
Either way, so much for our dream of a spin-off ...
Back when Larissa admitted to being at least casually thirsty for fellow 90 Day Fiance villain Jesse Meester, we joked (hint: not joking) that we would watch the frick out of yet another spin-off, 90 Day Fiance: Matchmaker. You know, where TLC pairs up 90 Day stars with each other after their respective relationships fall flat.
But Larissa didn't need it
She found a super hot younger guy within just a few weeks. And, if what she's saying is to be believed, he's not interested in fame or social meda clout. She's not going to get that from her home franchise.
We hope that he's ready
90 Day Fiance fame can be though. Hell, Colt claimes that it's what drove him to cheat in the first place. (Disclaimer: fame does not magically make people cheat)
Larissa can show this mystery man the ropes
We do wish that we had a name to go with, but we 100% understand why she's keeping that under wraps for now.