Despite the recent revelation that Colt was cheating on Larissa for months, the couple were married for more than half a year.
This toxic 90 Day Fiance marriage came to an end in January.
Now that both couples have filed their divorce papers, they're already planning to celebrate their mutual independence.
In fact, Larissa and Coltee are both planning divorce parties.
They've even selected the same venue.
Take a look at the details, and decide whose party you would attend.
Colt and Larissa are DONE
They only spent five days together in person before Colt proposed. Their marriage didn't quite last seven months.
Colt filed for divorce last month
He filed his divorce papers on January 11, just hours after Larissa was arrested for domestic battery ... for the third time.
This month, Larissa filed her response
She agrees with Colt that their marriage must end, but is asking for half of their home's furnishings -- and for half of the money that he emptied from their joint accounts.
This process could take a while
Since Colt allegedly kept thousands of dollars that he and Larissa earned together (along with some of her property, including her Goodwill wedding dress), it looks like the court may have to divvy up their belongings. That could be a drawn out mess.
But there's still cause for celebration!
And it looks like Colt and Larissa had the exact same idea: why not throw a party?
Colt-ee is throwing a divorce part-ee
"What’s better than one woman? 100!" Colt writes, jokingly forgetting that women are people, not collectibles. "Join me at @crazyhorse3lv on Friday, 3/1 for a reverse bachelor party." He then tags his post: "#thankgodimsingle."
And so is Larissa!
"NEXT! Join me @crazyhorse3lv on Saturday, 3/2, as I celebrate freedom," Larissa writes, tagging her post: "#yourenottheone." She then asks: "Who will go?"
At least it's not the same night!
Colt's part is on March 1st. Larissa's is on March 2nd. But the venue is the exact same, and so is the concept.
Clearly, this is no coincidence
Real talk: it looks like Crazy Horse III had the idea to use 90 Day Fiance's popularity (their ratings are very good) to attract new customers, and reached out to Colt and Larissa with an offer that neither of them was willing to refuse.
Either that, or ...
A lot of 90 Day Fiance stars may use similar appearance management services, but we do have a hard time imagining the same agency booking Colt and Larissa back-to-back like this. Still, it's possible.
Hey, it's a living
As we have reported, 90 Day Fiance stars make a shockingly small amount of money -- at least in their first seasons. They can negotiate for more as future seasons air, but in the mean time, paid appearances and product endorsements (and promoting their own businesses) are the real incentive for doing the show.
Colt and Larissa are in the right place for it
Vegas is one of maybe half a dozen cities in the US that are ideally suited for people to milk their fame for extra cash. A lot of people go to Vegas for novelty, and the city is famous for its night life. A couple of controversial reality stars making an appearance to throw a "divorce party" is something that a lot of people will want to check out.
Some folks are Team Larissa
After all, she put up with Colt's cheating, which she exposed in December. In fact, she recently claimed that he was cheating on her for months, and paid little attention to her during their actual relationship because he was too busy thirsting after every other woman.
Others are Team Colt
While Larissa's suspicions about Colt's habit of complimenting random women turned out to be totally valid, 90 Day Fiance viewers can easily remember that her first words upon seeing Colt were to repeatedly ask where her flowers were. Her complaints, some valid and others not, continued. After her first meeting with Colt's mom, Debbie burst into tears.
And then there's her criminal record
One arrest for domestic battery is alarming. THREE arrests is worse. Colt dropped the charges for the June and November incidents, but not for the one in January. This emphatically should not happen. That Larissa accuses Colt of having abused her during their marriage makes the situation murkier, but no less alarming.
Some folks aren't on any team
Either they like Larissa and Colt or they don't, they'll just want to check out the ongoing drama between the two of them. Imagine going to BOTH divorce parties and seeing the different tones between the two.
Our biggest question is ...
Will Debbie be at Colt's divorce party? Honestly, we would love for her to appear on a Tell All special just to sit down and discuss what she thinks of her son building himself a harem of women to DM. For that matter, what does she think of his outrageously expensive porn habit?
Here's our other question
Can Larissa legally be paid for what's surely a paid appearance? Or is any money she "makes" going into an account that she can access later? She could even be getting paid under the table -- though we are certainly not accusing anyone of any illegal payments.
Larissa is trying to launch a business here
She noted that activewear in the US -- yoga pants, mostly -- tends to be black or gray, and she wants to add a lot of color to that wardrobe. Some would say that colorful activewear went out in the '90s, but it's not a bad idea.
But will she get the chance to put down roots?
Both Larissa's divorce, so soon after her wedding, and her latest arrest for domestic battery, which could constitute "moral turpitude," could see her deported back to Brazil.
That said, we haven't seen the last of her
Not only is Larissa planning to fight it out in court, but she and Colt filmed for 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?
They're not the only couple to do so
Ashley and Jay's story turned out to be far more scandalous than Jay's Tinder cheating scandal, as just this month, it was discovered that they had faked a series of "leaked" photos. Fans and castmates accused them of betraying their trust for sympathy.
In contrast, no one really trusted Colt and Larissa
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? reportedly wrapped filming in December. Fans hope that the show will include Colt's cheating scandal. It is unclear if the Tell All special was filmed in time to cover their messy, ugly divorce.
Colt says the show is what MADE him cheat
After blasting his critics as "internet hobos," Coltee said that his 90 Day Fiance fame had gotten to his head, and that he had been unprepared for so much attention from women. We'll believe that last part, but he clearly CHOSE to tell these women that his marriage to Larissa was secretly over, even months before it ended.
In fact ...
Larissa has voiced her suspicion that Colt planned their final fight as an excuse to end the marriage. It is unclear if we will ever know the truth.
We can't wait to hear how these divorce parties go
There are some couples that you mourn when they break up, because you were rooting for them. But Colt and Larissa's divorce is a true cause for celebration. Whatever you think of them as individuals, they were toxic together.