Khloe Kardashian has often joked that she's the "fat sister" and also lamented that she's known as the "fat sister."
At least back in the day.
More recently, however, the reality star has been all about slimming down and getting into shape, anchoring a series that is literally all about one working on one's "revenge body."
Would we prefer it if Khloe and her sister embraced their curves and became role models for all the women out there who maybe weren't born as a Size 2?
But that ain't happening.
So, since Khloe has posted an article on her official app titled "5 Hacks to Look Thin AF in Photos," we figured we'd pass along her supposedly helpful advice in order to benefit any reader who cares about it.
Scroll down and take notes...
The New Khloe
This is a photo of Khloe shortly before she announced her pregnancy. She wrote as a caption that she misses this body, which still looks very different than her old body.
The Old Khloe
It's true! This is a photo from February of 2014. Khloe looks great, but she also looks healthy and a little round. Nothing at all wrong with that!
Listen To Me, Dolls
"You know I've never met a filter I didn't like and I don't hate on Photoshop, but there are even more stealth ways to look like you have a sick bod in pics," wrote Khloeto open the self-help article we cited above.
Your life will never be the same after this, she sort of jokes: "My tips really work, too! Study up below and get ready for your Insta comments to blow the f-ck up, lol!"
Hide behidn your squad? Yes, really. Kardashian says that you can "literally halve yourself" by "strategically" getting close to your BFFs, which is both a hilarious piece of advice and definitely true, we guess.
Consider the angle. Have the photographer shoot from above, Khloe explains. She writes that you should only permit the person snapping the picture of you to shoot from this spot because it's the "only flattering angle."
Chin up? Chin out! Khloe tells her fans to stick out their chin in photos and "just say no to double-chin vibes!" Well...okay then!
Consider more than merely your face. "Hands on hips," Kardashian writes. "Bonus points if you angle sideways and use your camera-facing arm. Shoulders back and away from ears. Always."
Consider your colors, okay? Kardashian advises to avoid wearing prints and horizontal stripes in photos because they "add instant bulk."
Wait... There's More!
Khloe offered a few bonus tips, starting with: "A spray-tan is your bestie and direct sunlight is your mortal enemy (squinting enlarges your jawline)."
Oh, And Also:
Keep this in mind, folks: "If you're sitting, cross your legs at your ankles so your thighs and calves look super slim." (We never would have thought of that, tbh.)
"When in doubt, put a bag over your belly, like I did to hide my baby bump!" LOL. This is why Khloe is easily our favorite Kardashian.
Case in Point...
See this image? Chin is up and out. The camera is at a slightly elevated angle. Khloe is doing her best to walk the walk, not just talk the talk. Good luck!