Where were you when you heard the news that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's marriage was over?
It's a pretty simple question, since the news just came out yesterday, but still, it was an important moment in celebrity gossip history and we need to remember it.
If it was just the news of the breakup all by itself, it might not be as big a deal as it is, but since Brad Pitt is single now, too ...
Well, we're all very, very interested to see how this whole thing plays out.
The word "shook" is very popular right now, but is there any other way to describe the feelings we're feeling right now? Probably, but "shook" is still pretty good!
One Divorce Away ...
This may be true, but come on, let's not compare Jennifer Aniston to Ross like this. That's a low blow -- Ross was garbage.
Speaking of Ross ...
Yeah, this isn't really related to the breakup, but it's still a really good idea.
"Shoot My Shot"
We expect Jennifer Aniston is going to be receiving a whole lot of calls this weekend. And texts. And emails. And direct messages to social media accounts that people think belong to her.
A Solid Theory
Jen, please, for all our sakes, work on this. We deserve it.
Another theory: she was happy being married to Justin, and now she's happy being single again, and whenever she finds another super hot guy to be with, she'll be happy then, too.