Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting up, and somewhere Jennifer Aniston is filing her nails and whistling.
Pitt famously left Aniston – whom he married in 2005 – after hooking up with Jolie on the 2003 set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Ever since, the media has pegged Aniston as the poor, deserted wife who couldn’t give Pitt what he needed.
Hah! Aniston is still super-hot, still super-employed and married to Justin Theroux.
The internet imagined Aniston’s reaction to news of the divorce filing, and it was spot-on.