Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt Divorce: Jennifer Aniston Reacts!
by Kelly Lynch at . Updated at .Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting up, and somewhere Jennifer Aniston is filing her nails and whistling.
Pitt famously left Aniston - whom he married in 2005 - after hooking up with Jolie on the 2003 set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Ever since, the media has pegged Aniston as the poor, deserted wife who couldn't give Pitt what he needed.
Hah! Aniston is still super-hot, still super-employed and married to Justin Theroux.
She's fine.
The internet imagined Aniston's reaction to news of the divorce filing, and it was spot-on.
1. When The Barista Asks If You Heard
"Yeah...can I have my coffee?"
2. Call Yo Friends
@laurenduca: .@Pontifex "What do you think Jennifer Aniston is doing rn?"
3. Hi, There
@Max_read: "jennifer aniston has been upgraded from "fine" to "great" in the first reassessment of her condition since 2005."
4. Cah-Losure
@andilavs: "Actually, I think I'll have a bagel this morning. With cream cheese. And a margarita." - Jennifer Aniston, probably.
5. You Know She's Scrolling Through Twitter RN
@missklonk: "The most disappointing thing about the #brangelina split is #JenniferAniston doesn't have social media to enjoy all the memes about her."
6. The People Have Spoken, Brad
@Kwayanyways: "Let's make September 20th, the international #JenniferAniston day #BrangelinaIsOver."
