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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting up, and somewhere Jennifer Aniston is filing her nails and whistling.

Pitt famously left Aniston – whom he married in 2005 – after hooking up with Jolie on the 2003 set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Ever since, the media has pegged Aniston as the poor, deserted wife who couldn’t give Pitt what he needed.

Hah! Aniston is still super-hot, still super-employed and married to Justin Theroux.

She’s fine.

The internet imagined Aniston’s reaction to news of the divorce filing, and it was spot-on.