It is official:
The producers behind Dancing with the Stars no know shame.
If you are willing to try out a Foxtrot under the watchful eye of some judges (and, like, millions of viewers), then you are totally hired to compete.
Who cares if you were once arrested for being an accomplice to a murder?
Who cares that you are only semi-famous because you consistently lied to the press and helped enable a socipathic President?
Yes, we’re a bit worked up over the Season 28 cast.
Scroll down to meet each suppose Star and perhaps you’ll see why…
When Does the New Season Premiere?
Monday, September 16 at 8/7c.
Who Will Appear on This Season?
So glad you asked! Let’s run through the shady list!
Hannah Brown
She is not shady. She is the most recent Bachelorette, continuing the tradtion of ABC creating its own stars to then go Dancing with the Stars. She also has a background as a pageant contestant and jazz dancer and could be decent.
James Van Der Beek
Also not shady! Forever best known for his lead role on Dawson’s Creek, James Van Der Beek is universally beloved.
Ray Lewis
Lewis maybe the best defensive player in NFL history. He won a Super Bowl MVP with the Ravens. He also pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice in connection with the stabbing deaths of two men in 2000.
Mary Wilson
She’s a founding member of legendary group The Supremes. We doubt any DWTS will have heard of her.
Lamar Odom
He was once married to Khloe Kardashian, prior to falling once again into a dark and dangerous drug habit that caused him to cheat on her and nearly killed him a few years ago via a serious overdose. Also used to play in the NBA.
Kel Mitchell
The actor got his start on Nickelodeon’s All That before, starring in a spinoff movie Good Burger and Kenan and Kel with Kenan Thompson.
Kate Flannery
Meredith from The Office! This is all she’s really known for, but it’s enough for us!
Christie Brinkley
One could argue she is the most famous supermodel of all-time. Was once married to Billy Joel. Even more impressive? Once guest-starred on Parks and Recreation.
Ally Brooke
She’s a singer, according to multiple sources. Is known for being a member of Fifth Harmony.
Karamo Brown
The television personality got his start on Real World, but now is making viewers everywhere cry their eyes as one part of the Fab Five on Netflix’s Queer Eye.
Lauren Alaina
Former American Idol finalist who has gone on to have a very successful country music career.
Sean Spicer
Former White House Press Secretary under Donald Trump who made a living by lying to reporters at all times in order to satiate the insecure mindset and narcissistic temperment of a racist President.