Dancing with the Stars Taps Notorious Liar, Alleged Murder Accomplice for Season 28
by Hilton Hater at .It is official:
The producers behind Dancing with the Stars no know shame.
If you are willing to try out a Foxtrot under the watchful eye of some judges (and, like, millions of viewers), then you are totally hired to compete.
Who cares if you were once arrested for being an accomplice to a murder?
Who cares that you are only semi-famous because you consistently lied to the press and helped enable a socipathic President?
Yes, we're a bit worked up over the Season 28 cast.
Scroll down to meet each suppose Star and perhaps you'll see why...
1. When Does the New Season Premiere?
Monday, September 16 at 8/7c.
2. Who Will Appear on This Season?
So glad you asked! Let's run through the shady list!
3. Hannah Brown
She is not shady. She is the most recent Bachelorette, continuing the tradtion of ABC creating its own stars to then go Dancing with the Stars. She also has a background as a pageant contestant and jazz dancer and could be decent.
4. James Van Der Beek
Also not shady! Forever best known for his lead role on Dawson's Creek, James Van Der Beek is universally beloved.
5. Ray Lewis
Lewis maybe the best defensive player in NFL history. He won a Super Bowl MVP with the Ravens. He also pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice in connection with the stabbing deaths of two men in 2000.
6. Mary Wilson
She's a founding member of legendary group The Supremes. We doubt any DWTS will have heard of her.
