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It is official:

The producers behind Dancing with the Stars no know shame.

If you are willing to try out a Foxtrot under the watchful eye of some judges (and, like, millions of viewers), then you are totally hired to compete.

Who cares if you were once arrested for being an accomplice to a murder?

Who cares that you are only semi-famous because you consistently lied to the press and helped enable a socipathic President?

Yes, we’re a bit worked up over the Season 28 cast.

Scroll down to meet each suppose Star and perhaps you’ll see why…