Twerkin' Hard For the Money
Miley Cyrus must have been a fan of Animaniacs while growing up. That's where she learned how to twerk.
Care Bears REALLY Care
That's a FULL SERVICE service there, you know?
Accidents Happen Now and Again
Did the condom break, you think? Was this a "just the tip" scenario gone wrong?
Louis Pickles Watches Porn
Grandpa Pickles is a fan of fantasy porn. Yep. Space Vixens fantasy porn.
She's JUST Brushing Her Teeth
But really, why couldn't Nickelodeon show Angelica using proper form? Why'd they have to go and scar poor Phil like that?!
This is just the Heimlich maneuver, right?
If they were at a museum this would somehow be way less creepy.
Oh, Papa Bear
Papa Bear doesn't want the Pandas moving into his neighborhood and bringing down property values. (Okay, so this one isn't sexual...)
These mice are having a little TOO much fun making their lovely dress for Cinderella.
The Wet Spot
A familiar scene in many a' bedroom, though hopefully not a scene CHILDREN are familiar with.
Buzz Lightyear totally got a boner without actually getting a boner. This is no doubt a joke meant for the parents in the audience.
See those feet in the corner of the Marauder's Map? Yeah, just what are those two doing down there...
Remember how Helga pretended to hate Arnold but secretly wrote things like this in her journal? Someone get that girl a copy of Our Bodies Ourselves!
Just an Eclair
This is totally just Jerry licking an eclair, right? RIGHT?
More Than an Eclair
Nope. This is clearly more than just an eclair. Also, OMG. CANNOT UNSEE.
That's okay, though. Jerry exacted his revenge. By swimming in Tom's colon. (Ask any ER nurse and they'll tell you they've seen something like this before...)
Oh, this is unfortunate, Grandpa. Very, very unfortunate.
Sponge Bob Penis Face
Is that a penis on your face or are you just happy to see me?
WAY, WAY, WAY more than meets the eye.
Yeah, this is a real revelation had by parents everywhere while watching The Lion King. A real, awkward revelation they sometimes have to explain to their children.
Dexter's mom has got it going on.
The Doc Is In
Something tells us this doctor is a proctologist.
Bet you didn't know The Magic School Bus did lessons in sex ed!
Men Are From Mars
And the Powerpuff Girls have figured out their secrets.
Spongebob is quite adept at forming balloon Squidward out of...condoms.
Not even Donald Duck is safe from morning wood.
This is what we missed in the X-rated and Uncut version that came between Toy Story 2 and 3.
HOW DID THE ANIMATORS NOT SEE WHAT THEY WERE DOING HERE?!?!
Making Out or Something More?
Given the shifty look on her face, our money's on something more. And she just got busted!
That IS the Question
Spit or swallow? Now we know.
We knew he couldn't be a nice guy ALL the time.