Briana DeJesus does not like Kailyn Lowry.
This is about as news-breaking of a statement as saying that Kris Jenner enjoys making money off her family members, we know.
But the Teen Mom 2 star has spoken to Radar Online and unloaded a new round of vitriol on her rival, trashing Lowry as desperate, pathetic and obsessed.
What has prompted DeJesus to drag her frequent foe so hard?
And what does Briana have to say about ex-boyfriend Javi Marroquin?
Scroll down. Find out. And choose a side in this ongoing, very heated back-and-forth between MTV personalities...
Down with Kailyn!
Briana DeJesus is not a fan of Kailyn Lowry. The two have clashed ever since Briana got together with Javi, the father of Kailyn's three-year old son.
And when we say that they clashed, we really, really mean it.
As we saw in last week's season premiere, even before Javi and Briana were officially dating, there was an issue between the two ladies.
It all started when Briana shared a dressing room with Leah Messer for the VMAs (which took place back in August, for those of you keeping track). They were chatting, and Briana revealed that she and Javi were planning on taking their children to Disney World together.
Leah thought that even though Briana explicitly said that she and Javi weren't dating, there was still something going on between them, so she reported back to Kailyn, who didn't take the news very well.
What a Mess
Leah was right to tell Kailyn, but Briana's story did get twisted a bit along the way to the point where Kail believed that Briana would be staying in the same hotel room with Javi and all the kids. Which, obviously, would be super weird and something she would definitely want to know.
As we've seen, things get extra, extra bad between Kailyn and Briana at last season's reunion, which was filmed in October, and those scenes will be shown in a future episode. But as we saw when things played out back in the fall, things stayed bad for pretty much the entire time Javi and Briana were together.
Such a Nightmare
They were all petty towards one another, which is understandable in such a messy relationship. Think about it: Javi and Kailyn got divorced, he desperately wanted to get back together, and when she had a baby with another man, he began dating her co-worker. It had to have been an uncomfortable situation for everyone.
Hard to Keep Up
After Javi and Briana called it quits after a few months of dating, he became friendly with Kailyn again, which caused a whole different layer of problems.
Who Can Keep Up?
Basically, Kailyn was mad at Briana because she was shady about dating Javi and also because she was being disrespectful to her, and she was mad at Javi because he wouldn't defend her honor when Briana went after her. Briana was mad at Kailyn because ... well, it seems like Briana was mad at Kailyn because Kailyn was mad at her. There's a reason we keep calling this whole thing a mess.
Come On, Ladies
Things have been pretty quiet between these two for a few months now, since Javi and Briana broke up. But now that we're finally getting to see all that drama on the show, it seems like it's starting to stir up some old resentments.
No, Really, Down with Kailyn!
It's not exactly a major headline that DeJesus would slam Lowry, considering she actually she even insinuated on social media recently that Kailyn was beaten by baby daddy Chris Lopez.
Where Does the Relationship Between Co-Stars Stand Now?
Hmmm... below the toilet? Can you get any lower than that? You don't even need to watch Teen Mom 2 in order to understand the tension that exists between Kailyn and Briana.
Just Consider Briana's Latest Interview on the Topic
“She’s a cry baby,” DeJesus told Radar Online of Kailyn, emphasizing how pathetic it is that Lowry still has an issue with Briana having dated Marroquin
Be Better, Briana
She's referring to Kailyn's live-tweeting of last week's Teen Mom 2 premiere -- in those tweets, she called Javiana's Disney World vacation with the kids a "clusterf-ck" and she also said that Briana should have never dated Javi because they work together, and that's a violation of "girl code."
Kailyn Should Act Like Queen Elsa
Yes, THAT Queen Elsa. Explains DeJesus simply: "The whole Javi situation, it's already in the past. She needs to get over it. Let it go!" (Sorry. We just got that song stuck in your head, didn't we?)
Just Show Her the Money... and the Ratings
Yes, Briana and Kailyn are on the same show. But that means very little to DeJesus. "I don’t give a sh-t," she tells Radar of insulting her co-star. "I’m not here to make friends, I'm here to tell my story. I see her maybe once a year, maybe twice at that."
Turning the Other Cheek
"She doesn't mess up my mood. She's obsessed. There is nothing I can do about it," Briana replied when asked if Kailyn's comments ever get to her.
MTV has released the above clip from Teen Mom 2, which takes us behind the scenes of the ongoing Kaliyn/Javi/Briana feud. Click PLAY to watch.
Here's the Thing...
Briana isn't even dating Javi anymore! (Of course, the new season of Teen Mom 2 was filmed months ago, back when they first got together, hence the drama we see on screen each week.)
She HATES Kailyn...
... but is Briana cool with Marroquin? Yup: "I talked to Javi this week, he asked he how I was, and I said 'Fine.' "He has a new girlfriend," she told Radar.
Oh yes. You didn't know Javi was back together with ex-girlfriend Lauren Comeau? They rekindled their romance in March.
Also: Javi Nearly Proposed to Briana!
It's true. An extended promo for Teen Mom 2 features a look at the ring (above), along with Javi saying: "Briana really loves me and I see that." How crazy, right?!?
Did Kailyn React to Briana's Latest Takedown?
Not yet. As you can see by these Tweets, she's taking the high road at the moment, focusing on her health over her enemy.
Fire... works... every... where. Check out the video above to see what we mean.