Folks, Amber Portwood is unleashing her infamous wrath on Instagram again — and this time, her target is a couple that definitely deserves it.
Amber let loose on Jenelle Evans and David Eason during a live rant this morning, and for millions of Eason-haters, it was glorious to behold.
Sure, Amber’s had her problems over the years — who hasn’t? — but Jenelle and David aren’t messed up in a “relatable reality star” kind of way
Unless, of course, you consider bigoted tirades, constant abuse allegations, and visits from the Secret Service to be relatable.
No, what we have here is a pair of trainwrecks who need to be put in their place.
And it seems Amber is the one to do it.
Take a look:
Mad Amber
Amber is not happy with the latest behavior from David Eason and Jenelle Evans. And it seems she’s not shy about telling the couple what’s on her mind.
Hard Times
Amber has been having a difficult go of it following a bout with post-partum depression, but it seems she’s well enough to come after the biggest D-bag on television.
Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Amber is so pissed off that her rant started yesterday — and is still going strong today.
Like We Said, She’s Angry
It all started with Amber going OFF on an abusive, “disgusting clown” … who really doesn’t need to be named.
Attack of the #B*tchmen
Obviously, it’s pretty clear that Amber’s rant against abusers and bullies is targeted squarely at David.
Expecting a Response
“You know who you are and you will respond or your girl. But family no matter if we hated each other now or in the past never deserves abuse,” Amber tweeted before addressing her own history of violence.
Firsthand Experience
“I had to learn that the hard way as an abuser and also getting a couple whacks myself. #b*tchmen #weak,” she concluded.
Not Exactly Subtle
Again, Amber never calls David out by name …
Piece It Together
But fans were very quick to figure it out.
Part Two
And for those who didn’t — or who missed the beginning of her tirade — the Teen Mom OG star took to Instagram today to throw even more shade.
Real … Stuff
“This isn’t f–king keyboard warrior sh-t; this is real sh-t,” a tearful Amber said during a live rant on the site this morning.
Confusing Instructions
“Keep my f-cking name out of your mouth,” Amber continued, clearly addressing David. “I’ll keep your name in my mouth, because you’re a b-tch.”
Tell Us What You REALLY Think!
“And you’re a punk, and you’re a p-ssy,” Portwood went on. From there, she addressed David’s claims that she’s addicted ton Xanax.
Take a Chill Pill
“You need a f–king Xanax; that’s what you need,” Amber said. “I wish I had one to give you.”
In Case There Was Any Doubt …
From there, Amber went off on David’s infamous love of guns. Check out what she had to say in her lengthy tirade.
Fightin’ Words
“Want to act hard? You better understand what family I could from,” Amber continued.
Strong Words
“Fucking loser. You weren’t sh-t before you got with Jenelle. If it wasn’t for Jenelle, you wouldn’t have sh-t,” Amber continues. “My man makes bank. He cleans up with stocks like nothing.”
Indy Rock
“Come down to Indianapolis with yout homophobic rants and your KKK bullsh-t,” Portwood encouraged Eason.
Good Question
“Violence is never the answer,” Amber says. “It’s never helped me in life in any way. So why would I keep going it?”
Mixed Messaging
“You think you’re crazy? “No, you’re a bitch, you’re a pussy, and you’re everything else in between that, and you’re all of those things rolled into one.
Psycho Cred
“I’m a boss and I’m a psychopath. Literally. Look it up,” Portwood said. “There’s a lot that people don’t know about me. I don’t open my mouth because that’s G code.”
Jenelle’s Turn
From there, Amber turned her attention to Jenelle. And no, she didn’t go easy on her.
Solid Advice
“You need to get the f–k out of that relationship, straight up,” Amber advised her Teen Mom colleague.
Bring It, Bish
“Jenelle I expect you to say something but you know better because we’ve already got into f-cking arguments, and I’ve already called you a f-cking b-tch,” Amber continued.
You Get the Idea
Amber went on like this for quite some time, the gist being that she really, really doesn’t like Jenelle and David.
Ball’s In There Court
So now, it’s the Eason’s turn to respond. And you can bet it won’t take them long. Should be interesting!