Despite what you just read in that headline, Teen Mom OG star Amber Portwood is actually a pretty bad person.
She's narcissistic and egotistical; she's a negligent parent who often behaves violently toward her partners.
Yes, partners plural.
As of right now, Portwood is facing domestic violence charges after allegedly assaulting boyfriend Andrew Glennon.
She's been quiet as her court case looms, but now she's broken her silence in order to say she's not a bad person.
Actions speak louder than words, of course. We'll believe that claim when we see some evidence to support it!
Check out Amber's latest nonsensical ramblings below and see if this changes anything about your view of her:
The Happy Couple
Amber stands accused of savagely assaulting Andrew Glennon while he was holding the couple's 1-year-old son, James. That's really, really bad.
Andrew claims that Amber threw a shoe at his head, ran after him with a machete, and attempted to break down the after he locked himself in a bedroom with James. (Yes, a machete.)
When Glennon threatened to call the cops, Amber ate a handful of Klonopin pills, allegedly threatening to end her own life. Thankfully, she thought better of this plan, and she regurgitated the pills when he actually dialed 911.
These days, things are looking pretty rough for the OG. That's putting it mildly, but believe it or not, she may have found a new rock bottom.
Another One Gone
Amber has lost custody of James, who currently resides with Andrew. Fans who have been following her for the last decade on MTV and beyond know all too well that this is a sad case of deja vu happening all over again.
If you're keeping score at home, Amber has now lost custody of two of both of her children, and they each reside with spouses she (allegedly) assaulted. Her daughter Leah, with Gary Shirley, has been living predominantly with him throughout various stages of her life due to Amber's legal and substance abuse issues.