Looking for a fun way to kill a few minutes.
Go read some Amazon reviews.
There are few better sources of hilarious material than seeing what average people out there think of various products.
We have a case in point below.
Scroll down to read one man’s hilarious account of his ENORMOUS beach ball and find out why he gave it a mere two stars…
It’s a Behemoth!
This is the product in question. It’s the largest beach ball we’ve ever heard of and, frankly, we’re a little frightened of it.
This is What It Looks Like
It’s a lot taller than the average human being. It’s a lot taller than ANY human being.
This is What It Costs
Include shipping, for those who somehow are not Amazon Prime members, and it comes to over $100. For a beach ball.
This Guy Purchased the Ball… and Almost Immediately Regretted It
It costs $100 and it took two hours to inflate. Already seems like a huge waste of money, even before the whole wind-picking-up thing happened.
There It Goes!
We’re sorry for this guy that he had a bad experience with the ball, but we’re glad for the sake of the Internet, which was treated to this beautiful prose in his review.
The Ball is Durable
This guy can say that much. But durability only goes so far if one can’t play with the toy, you know?
Fellow Amazon Users Were Quick to Respond…
… with enthusiasm! Even enthusiasm for the product itself, despite the low rating.
Florida Man Checks In
The rumor is real, people. The ball is out there!
It’s Alive!
And it apparently means serious business. Consider yourselves warned, people down south.
Gastonia Slam!
This thread is going places we definitely did not expect.
An Alternate Opinion
Wait… someone else actually purchased this giant thing for some reason?!? And didn’t hate it?
Yup, Evidently So
Here is proof of this person’s purchase. Like we said before, the ball is positively giant.
The Ball May Have Only Received 2 Stars
But, as you can see, this review in general earned pretty much all the stars on the Internet. A job very well done.