Season 4 of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? continued on Sunday night, and it was a doozy as expected.
In real time, Larissa Lima's assault trial was last week, and she and Coltee have washed their hands of each other.
But on the show, they were still working through their issues last year. Larissa accuses Colt of being a sex fiend.
Meanwhile, we saw Elizabeth keep trying to get Andrei to swallow his foolish pride and ask her dad for a job.
Paola and Russ, for their part, were worried about the pregnancy after their previous miscarriage.
Nicole gets some terrible news from Azan but insists that she's just disappointed. Not sure if we buy it.
And Ashley comes home to Jay, already wondering if it's a mistake. It was a lot to digest all around.
Let's get into it!
Colt and Larissa
We have to start with these two, because there was SO much to unpack from their relatively short segment.
They're in therapy, finally
Colt laments that he and his wife haven't been intimate for about a month, and hopes to get things back on track. In other words, he's horny and he wants to have sex.
Colt Johnson Selfie
"Between Larissa's trial and telling my mom about her kids, it's really taken a toll on us, especially our physical relationship," Colt explains. "Right now, I'm not having any sex with my wife. The last time I had sex with her was probably a month ago."
Colt loved their sex life
He could not stop singing the praises of Larissa's sexual prowess, comparing it to "the apocalypse, an earthquake, all the fireworks going off."
Larissa feels differently
Apparently, what she first described as Colt having a "good sex drive" got really old, really quickly.
She's not a blow-up doll!
"I think you are a nymphomaniac," Larissa suggests. "It’s not normal for someone make sex like 10 times a day." Notably, the male equivalent of "nymphomania" is sometimes called satyriasis, but even most native English-speakers don't know that word, because sexual desire is more likely to be treated as abnormal in women. But that's an entire other topic.