For your information: 7 reasons men shouldn’t take selfies. You’re welcome in advance for the mortification we’re saving you from.
Selfies Are for Girls
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The trend of #nomakeup selfies just isn’t the same when a dude is in the picture.
Selfies Are Attention Seeking
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Selfies are a sign the taker is seeking attention and sometimes that attention comes in the form of being made fun of by your dad.
Justin Bieber Takes Selfies
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Justin Bieber takes selfies. An EXTREME number of selfies. Don’t be that guy. See also: Attention seeking. ALSO see also: douchebag.
Selfies Are For Shallow People
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MTV’s Jersey Shore was a glorification of all things and people shallow. And MTV canceled it. That tells you something.
Selfies Won’t Help You Get Laid
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No really, they won’t.
Selfies Suggest a Small Penis
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Dylan Sprouse tried to prove us wrong, but…
Jack Bauer Doesn’t Take Selfies
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And that’s reason enough for us.