5 O'Clock Somewhere
Drinking and driving is a really bad idea. Drinking and driving combined with taking a picture and posting to Facebook is even worse.
Please do not share the after photos of this adventure for the love of Cheez-Its.
The only thing that would have made this exchange better (worse??) would have been a reference to "The Land Down Under." You know, Australia!
Hey cheater, RESTRICTED FRIENDS LISTS! Use them! Or, you know, don't cheat. Or at the very least, don't post about it on Facebook.
It's a Hemi
And by "hemi" we mean hemorrhoids. Ouch!
This is one of those parents who makes a Facebook profile for their infant, right? Like, it has to be. RIGHT?
When Dr. Google fails, turn to Facebook for your medical questions instead of a legit doctor. Get a (bad) lesson in sex ed in the process.
Look, he might've killed THREE PEOPLE but they TOTALLY DESERVED IT so he's completely innocent. Wait, what??
Traffic Stop Selfie
Maybe it's just us, but taking a selfie--and sharing it to Facebook--when you've been pulled over is, well, maybe not a good idea.
This is one way to get your kid to stop spending so much time alone in the bathroom.
WHOA DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS! Read the bottom post first.
Welcome to Womanhood
Someone revoke this woman's access to Facebook. ASAP! STAT! PRONTO! NAOW!
Legit Reason to Shoplift?
Maybe explaining the situation to the manager would have afforded this woman some sympathy for her shoplifting. (Again, read the bottom post first.)
Who Gives a Shart?!
Not us, that's who! See also, guy in blue, you're the problem!
Can you get a new marriage at Walmart? Or a divorce? Like, do they sell those? What aisle? We know a celebrity or 5 who could pick one up.
Hey, she used "whomever" correctly.
RIP Happy Feels
Eyeballs as big as saucers right now. Real talk.
Calling All Sex Partners
Putting out an all-call for your sex partners over the past SIX MONTHS is...like...that's...wow.
Kiss My Nut
So, is he bragging that his wife will do this or insulting her that she couldn't tell the left from the right? Why are we thinking so hard about this right now?
We've all been here, right? The difference is we talked it out with therapy or drank away the memory instead of posting it to Facebook.
She really showed them!
This is probably the same kid whose mother caught him in the bathroom.
Last Friday Night
So many of us are thanking our lucky stars that all of those nights we don't remember happened pre-Facebook.
And here we thought you were in there playing Candy Crush...
We should probably blame JAWS for this.
Run for the border...errr...BATHROOM.
Someone give this lady a mother of the year award ASAP.
Feed the Children
Because this guy won't. What a jackwagon.
Best Friends Forever
You know you'll be BFF when you share a tube of Vagisil. (Don't do that.)
Seriously? They couldn't stop the car? Find a gas station? NOT post it on Facebook?
Sex Ed at Hogwarts
So THIS is what happens at Hogwarts.