29 Trashiest Parents in the History of the Internet
by Hilton Hater at .Look, parenting is not easy.
We try very hard not to judge any mothers or fathers for the way they raise their kids.
But exceptions must sometimes be made.
In the cases, below we mean it: exceptions truly must be made.
Because we find it very hard to understand what these parents were thinking when they acted in the following ways. Scroll around and see what we mean...
1. Guns Don't Kill People
The toddler in whose hands I am placing a gun while she's still in a stroller is what kills people.
2. Hey, We Saved Money on a Crib!
And we have ger a stuffed animal, too!
3. That's Where You Came From, Honey
Crazy, right?!?
4. Say Cheese, Kids!
Actually, don't bother.
5. Where Did The Get Such a Large Condom Wrapper?!?
Let's just say that this boy's mother is a very lucky woman.
6. We Really Hope These Kids Can't Read
Never thought we'd say that, but here we are.
7. This is Terrible
We don't even have a joke to make.
8. Pop That Butt, Dear!
I said... POP IT!
9. Please Inch Forward, Mom
Or multiple include forward, please.
10. Is There Any Chance There's Milk in That Keg?
Any chance at all?
11. As In, Chickens?
That kind of cock... right?
12. That is Definitely Not Beer
For shame.
13. What Filter Should I Use?
Just snap the lewd photo, son!
14. Don't You Want to Be Like Mommy?
Clench those legs together, sweetie.
15. Is That a Plastic Surgery Gift Certificate?
It is, isn't it?
16. That's a Fish Tank
Come on, parents.
17. Keystone Light?!?
Not even PBR? Come on, Dad.
18. We Know It Isn't Lit
But still.
19. How Do I Look, Kid?
Desperate, Mommy.
20. Tattoo?
More like tat... BOO-HOO!
21. Excuse Me, Kids
Look out for Mommy!
22. There's a Chil Behind You
And you shouldn't be sending this anyway.
23. Yes, Botox
Could be worse, we guess. It's not a tattoo.
24. That's Not Why They Make Those Small Bottles
They're for airplanes, not children.
25. No.
Just... no.
26. Is This My Best Angle?
That's a question no child should ever have to answer.
27. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Sorry, force of habit. Do NOT chug!
28. There's a Stroller Right There!
Just put her in it.
29. Here's Your Baby!
Wait, hold on... I gotta tell everyone what I ate for lunch.
