Check out 29 sexting FAILS. Are these are the least sexy sexts ever? YES!
Cheese and Wine
Candles, wine, and an assortment of cheeses all sound like the makings of a great night. So why does this sound so very unsexy?
A Winning Combination
Coffee and jalapeno Cheetos. The breakfast of champions.
Let’s Cuddle
Okay, so this might lead to nookie. Maybe.
Ummmm….
This would probably not lead to nookie unless the neck breaker is a necrophiliac. GET A RESTRAINING ORDER ASAP!
Missed Calls
Is depressing ass music all it takes to fall asleep so hard you don’t wake up at all while your phone rings 100 different times? Also, this is depressing.
Donut Sext Again
Is “getting donuts” what the kids are calling it these days?
The Cheesiest
This is about Kraft macaroni and cheese, right? Because that’s the cheesiest.
Gamer Love
Ahhh, the mating rituals of gamers…
Convenient Femininity
He just wanted to get laid.
Krispy Kreme
The ultimate in foreplay is driving by a Krispy Kreme and seeing the “Hot and Fresh” sign burning bright.
Pancakes
Pancakes make everything better.
Making Sweet, Sweet Sense
No, THIS is what the kids are calling it these days.
McDonalds
Bring over McDonalds and you can see his Big Mac.
Meatballs
This is the weirdest sexual conversation involving food ever.
Mike’s Hard… Lemonade
Does Mike’s Hard Lemonade come in “Pink Panty Dropper” flavor?
Awkward
Mission accomplished, people. Mission. Accomplished.
Munchies
Someone’s got a case of the munchies…
Bang Bang!
Is this considered binge-banging?
True Love
Nothing says “I love you” like watching Orange Is The New Black together.
For Cereal??
No but really, where do we get Oreo cereal?
Like Warm Apple Pie
Maybe this text is from Jenny Mollen to husband Jason Biggs.
Pizza Pizza
After gorging on pizza, naps sound perfect. Better than sex, even.
MORE Pizza Pizza
Is pizza some sort of aprodisiac we’ve never heard of??
Punctuation Is Important
This sext gets an automatic NOPE. Punctuation is sexy, people!! WE PROMISE!
Buy Me Some…
Taco Bell? We’ll get the Cracker Jacks at the game!
Lipstick Stamps In My Passport
Someone page Jason Derulo and 2Chainz!
I Feel Lonely
Old school Matchbox 20. LOVE.
WIN
GAME OF THRONES! YES!
Hint Hint
After building their forts, they’ll play capture the flag.