29 Epic Food Product Name Fails By Author Free Britney at Aug 14, 2014 • Category Food These food product fails are nothing short of epic. EPIC. Check them out.1Poo!Mmm. We don’t even know what this actually is, but with a name like POO, how can you go wrong.2Pee ColaWe’ll take that with a side of Poo.3Child Shredded MeatWhat is it marinating in is the real question.4SHITORWe don’t know what this finger’ lickin’ pepper sauce tastes like, but we know where it will send you running to.5VerginaThe only vergina that is best served ice cold.6Cemen DipWe’re guessing it’s creamy.7Pet SweatIf there’s anything that everyone universally enjoys …8Two Moms in the RAWEverybody wants a piece of two moms, and just any style. They like it raw.9Monkey GlandIt’s a delicacy in some cultures?10Crack SticksA lot cheaper than your dealer has been selling them to you all these years too. What a find!11Shrimp Flavored CrackBut are there shrimp flavored crack STICKS?!12Soup For SlutsBreakfast, lunch and dinner of champions for broke college students who get around.13BarfyIs that the product name or just a description of it?14Extra Dick!No holding back on dick up in here.15Homo SausageIdeas we would not have come up with for a sausage. But that’s just us.16SogayThat agua is so … pura.17CockNow that’s some macaroni you can’t wait to take into your mouth.18BatmilkMilking bats is hard, but so worth it when you get to sample this liquid goodness.19Paula Deen Butt MassageWe got nothing.20Only PukeOnly puke. No additives or preservatives. It’s organic, people.21Golden GaytimeAnytime is golden gaytime when you’ve got one of these.22Tastes Like GrandmaMight be missing an apostrophe “s” y’all. Just a hunch.23The Jew’s Ear JuiceWe don’t even know what that means. But we would not be inspired to open this can based on that name.24UrinalYou could piss away a week’s paycheck on this stuff. The relief you feel is just that soothing.25HardonWe prefer Urinal.26Dry SackIt’s the companion product of Wet Sack. Just kidding. Probably.27Innocent Kids JuicesA little overpriced, don’t you think?28BimboDon’t judge Bimbo because she (he?) is pretty and makes quality baked goods.29Poop TartsOkay, it’s just a typo in this case. But a classic one!